ScreamQueenJess

Twitch's goofy scream queen & horror fanatic! I stream all things horror. Grab some popcorn & come watch me lose my mind for your amusement! #screamqueensociety

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

@Hiatuslacuna That cake looks amazing. One question, though - where’s the maple syrup?

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

Happy B-Day to my favorite person, @AshmaniakAsylum. Thanks for putting up with the romance novels I make you read, my American Revolution jokes, & my renewed fascination in hockey that means you have to listen to me scream obscenities in your ear. Love you, Ashole. 🎈🎂🎉

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

“I want to leave you something, something better than words or sounds. Look for me in the people I’ve known or loved, and if you cannot give me away, at least let me live on in your eyes and not your mind.”

Here’s to you living on despite being gone. Rest easy. ❤️

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

It’s been 5 years today since you’ve been gone…it’s hitting hard again this year. Missing you isn’t easier, it’s just more familiar.

Rest easy, old friend. 💙

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

When your cheesy, supposedly feel-good holiday movie turns into a how-to video on starting an abusive relationship….😳😳….So long, Hallmark & Lifetime!

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

Saying goodbye to my favorite person at the airport and Chasing Cars comes on in mid-hug. Damn you, airport music station for making me tear up.

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

@_uglysarah @AshmaniakAsylum Ooh baby hands! To go with my T-Rex arms!

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

Weird wine, delicious pizza, and silly TV make for one of my favorite date nights. I suppose you’re awesome, @AshmaniakAsylum 😋

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

@Hiatuslacuna @_uglysarah @AshmaniakAsylum Bahahaha I can’t wait for his response. 😆

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@Hiatuslacuna @_uglysarah @AshmaniakAsylum It….was less saucy after? 😆

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

@toad_oil @AshmaniakAsylum That already happened at first communion. Tell him, @EvieWritesJunk?

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

@toad_oil @AshmaniakAsylum Possibly, but at least it’s not a raggedy Ann doll….or a Ouija board. 🤔

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

It’s happening. For the first time in my entire life….I’m watching the main movie that was banned my entire childhood. #scarymovienight

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

@Hiatuslacuna @_uglysarah Sarah wouldn’t be staring that way unless you did something….what did you do, Hiatus?

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

It’s one of the greatest of autumn days!
#fridaythe13th

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

🤣🤣🤣 I don’t live anywhere near this place, but the mask selections and tweet alone make me wish I did.

[Time Bomb Toys @TimeBombToys]

No thanks, Dave. We’ll stick with the original. Shop’s open until 5pm today. Stop by and cleanse your spirit.

[ScreamQueenJess @ScreamQueenJess]

It’s a dreary cold Saturday outside, I just added some horror games to my collection, & to top it off my new t-shirt just showed up on my doorstep. The universe has clearly conspired to give me the perfect morning to play spooky games. Who am I to say no? 🤪