Calli

🏳️‍⚧️ Massive dnd nerd living the trope of being trans and working in IT. She/Her | Asexual |

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Haven't really been using the bird site because fuck elon, but I do miss seeing folk from here. Enjoy a recent photo from before I went buck wild on a bag of prawns and mussles on a double date this weekend

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Happy one year on hrt for me, feels good.

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Felt like getting dressed up for an impromptu alien Romulus viewing

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Wanted to have a go at painting my guardian and her ghost, mostly as practice and because I just finished the final shape and that cutscene at the end made me cry.

So here's to you Ariadne-8, you partially deaf, stubborn, hive punching bitch.

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

@spacecdtv https://t.co/uY901GPG8A

I made a triple batch, the only difference was the amount of butter, it says 450g of butter to brown but only uses 110g. I went with melting a 250g block and that was basically the perfect amount for the recipe with no waste

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Making cookies for a dnd game tomorrow, also sup I still exist I guess

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

@spacecdtv They're Brown butter and sea salt choc chip cookies, they're delicious and I need to stop eating them so there's enough for the group

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

one of my dnd groups got into a conversation last session discussing which muppet would portray our characters if given the opportunity. So I'm going through and drawing them. So far we have miss piggy as the noble, aasimar paladin and pepe the king prawn as the dirt wizard

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Wait I got the math wrong, gala was a full odds shiny so 1 in 409600. Somehow that does not make me feel better

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Help, she evolved and apparently this is very rare

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Gala is literally the only shiny I have ever encountered and it's like a 1 in 70000 chance for her to do this with the extra segment on top of being shiny. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Been trying to think of a witty thing to explain me completely disappearing from twitter the past few months that isn't just that I accidentally removed it off my phone and only just noticed.

What's good peeps?

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

So our paladin freed some kuo toa slaves from some gnolls and now she has a cult deifying her and Mystra wasn't to happy about that so now she's an oathbreaker. So of course I had to make a stained glass window of her just absolutely smiting the shit out of the slaver gnoll

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[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

@jamesjdominguez Yeah, 99% of them are just empty blogs that are a front for some website and use following another blog as a weird tunnelling thing to get around google search results marking the site that links to their account as spam/junk. It's gross

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

@jamesjdominguez yeah you picked a good time, it's right in the most recent wave of spam bots.

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

Very excited to yell from the mountains that I've finally gotten a prescription for hrt

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Had a totally normal dnd session where one cleric polymorphed themself into a chicken, we snuck through a giant bird rave and into a temple of a dying god we were sent to kill before pulling a fast one and I guess we're releasing it now and making enemies with a demon queen

[Calli @Screaming_Tofu]

New dice! New dice! New dice! also I love all the disclaimers @R_E_Dice put on their stuff