Anna Smith

It's nothing personal I would have done it to anyone.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Hey women: retweet if you've ever been shown a penis you did not want or expect to see.

[chao @chaod3r]

Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

RIP Mr Lahey and God bless Canadian TV @trailerparkboys

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

When he said he grabs puss he disrespected women but you stuck around for that, huh old boy? https://t.co/Nzxr8e2795

[Anna Smith @ScreamsLikeElk]

#Careerz

[Anna Smith @ScreamsLikeElk]

I was in such a rush to get to work last night I forgot to put on my bra 😂 #FriskyFridays #TapedMyNipples #HelloBoys

[Anna Smith @ScreamsLikeElk]

@brendacvno Kelly Rowland makes me feel some kinda way. Voice has so much power lol

[NoisyAstronomer @NoisyAstronomer]

My friends coined a word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it's ignored, but then a guy says same thing and everyone loves it

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

Try showing more cleavage https://t.co/gIOtNWWsqW

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Sucking him off. https://t.co/CWAi27SAjB

[Hey Syri! @Hey_Syri]

Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning

[chet porter @chetporter]

me trying to explain what's wrong with my car to the mechanic

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

"You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan."
(ENTIRE CITY OF HOUSTON TAKES A BIG SWIG OF WHISKY)
"I'll see you in hell."

[Caroline Cameron @SNCaroline]

"This kid has fight" - a 10-year-old sitting behind me referring to 18-year-old Denis Shapovalov.