Host/ServerProblems

the only thing serving has taught me is that my memory is a lot worse than I had originally thought

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

When you decide you've had enough and start talking back to customers #ServerProblems

[AsillyGal @bymydamnself]

it was a terrible night when you and all your coworkers planned on having a drink after work, before your shift start, and after it’s over everyone says fuck it I’m going home, fuck this place, fuck the patrons, I’m going to bed @BitterAssServer @TipOrGoHome

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

When your coworker is hella busy but so are you and you have to decide whether money or friendship is more important #serverproblems #server

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

Let's be honest, this is confirmed the best way to deal with a bad customer. #serverthoughts #server #angryserver

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

The look you give your manager when they say they about to cut the floor

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

Me giving my time blood and life to this damn company when the most they give me is a smoke break and some croutons

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

When your fake smile starts to crack and you've been serving for the past 10 hours with exactly one (1) smoke break #noitsnotmypleasure #fuckyouandyourfamil #serverlife

[Tips to Make Tips @tipstomaketips]

@ScrewCutomers Low maintenance high tippers are a godsend.

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

When you’re new and you spill a glass and don’t know what to do #droppedit #fuck #someonehelp

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

Talking back to your customers #serverproblems #pissedserver

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

The look you give customers after they complain about food they ate 100% of #pissedserver #serverproblems

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

When a 30 top walks in and you try to let them know not to fuck with you #bitterserver #screwcustomers

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

When you see a regular asshole walking in

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

When you get a $40 tip from a table you basically forgot about

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

The face you make when a coworker asks you to help but you just clocked out #ServerProblems

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

The face you make when you see your manager seating you with your 4th 6-top of the night

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

Some bitch: "Um excuse me? Yeah my Orange Juice is too cold"
Me: "...are you fckunig kidding me?..."

[Host/ServerProblems @ScrewCutomers]

Me tryna figure out who the fuck my customer thinks they talkin to at all times #ServerProblems #hostproblems