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Doing the worm.

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@arishaffir Jew is one of the best comedy specials ever made! Shaffir’s name will be held alongside Carlin, Murphy, Pryor, Burr, and Rock. Watch.

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@hayasaka_aryan The above comment was provided by the SPLC.

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@hicasamadim 4

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@Waterbo81325222 @10092002r Are you calling what you just stated, logic?

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@kyl3agles1 @zava55 @KTLA You seem very even keeled and rational.

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@kyl3agles1 @angiespizelles @KTLA Are you okay bro?

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@thecanyonrunner @KTLA The posturing was what I was showing but if you’re paid to be dense you’ll be dense I guess.

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@RSthePit @KTLA Nah I’m good

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@thecanyonrunner @KTLA You are aware how fires spread and how resources are distributed? Damn you’re dull. https://t.co/xYButwYo2t

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

While the Sandy Fire is in Ventura County, the Los Angeles Fire Department continues to closely monitor the situation and has deployed resources on the ground – including strike teams, a hand crew, and helicopters – to assist local crews in firefighting efforts. At this time, we do not expect the wildfire to reach the City of Los Angeles.

Out of an abundance of caution, LAFD has prepositioned resources in the San Fernando Valley and an Evacuation Warning has been issued for portions of West Hills and Chatsworth. Under an Evacuation Warning, residents are not required to leave immediately but are encouraged to be alert and be prepared to evacuate if conditions worsen and an Evacuation Order is issued.

Residents in the San Fernando Valley may experience smoke this evening as it is carried in from the Sandy Fire. To see if you are in an evacuation warning zone, visit: https://t.co/anOYZyFkq2

Sign up for emergency alerts at https://t.co/kO6ETKtEEh

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@angiespizelles @KTLA Which fire are you referring to?

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@kyl3agles1 @KTLA You know how fires work moron? https://t.co/xYButwYo2t

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

While the Sandy Fire is in Ventura County, the Los Angeles Fire Department continues to closely monitor the situation and has deployed resources on the ground – including strike teams, a hand crew, and helicopters – to assist local crews in firefighting efforts. At this time, we do not expect the wildfire to reach the City of Los Angeles.

Out of an abundance of caution, LAFD has prepositioned resources in the San Fernando Valley and an Evacuation Warning has been issued for portions of West Hills and Chatsworth. Under an Evacuation Warning, residents are not required to leave immediately but are encouraged to be alert and be prepared to evacuate if conditions worsen and an Evacuation Order is issued.

Residents in the San Fernando Valley may experience smoke this evening as it is carried in from the Sandy Fire. To see if you are in an evacuation warning zone, visit: https://t.co/anOYZyFkq2

Sign up for emergency alerts at https://t.co/kO6ETKtEEh

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@zava55 @KTLA You know jack shit bub

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@sirDukeDevin What part of this is a cover-up for Trump? You seem to know more than others.

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@donkoclock @Sarah_XxionxX @AZ_Brittney Let’s see what the Grand Jury thinks…

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@donkoclock @AZ_Brittney Saving this to bring it back in a few

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@DooglousHouzer @user748596363 @mcsquared34 Bro what. They should take a loss because you don’t understand how real estate works.

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@xDaily_Know If I had a dollar for everytime a millionaire told me about the dangers of billionaires I wouldn’t have to work anymore.

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@xDaily_Know Bill Burr is a corporate shill disguised as an edgy thought provoking comedian. But watch his specials. They’re all about the status quo.

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@TheePopCore 0:12

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@TheePopCore 0:21 is that a tampon string?