melly

nothing is ever that serious when you have options

[melly @Scrillavelli]

You could ask for nothing and they still wouldn't be able to give it to you

[melly @Scrillavelli]

yo lmfao

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

Man I got the worst coochie I ever got in my life today

[melly @Scrillavelli]

bitch don't call me when I start posting on IG 🤭

[melly @Scrillavelli]

When is it acceptable to reply "without me" to a woman? Cuz I just asked her what she was doing this weekend and she said a date with a bottle and the bed. I missed my opportunity didn't I?

[melly @Scrillavelli]

I feel you to an extent but it used to be this crackhead at the carwash who'd damn near detail your shit for $10

[🅱️well Got It @Bwell757]

Grown men not washing their own cars has always been crazy to me.

[melly @Scrillavelli]

I feel like Nike tech shorts should be half the price of the joggers

[melly @Scrillavelli]

looking for somebody momma bcuz I need some sugar money

[melly @Scrillavelli]

if you have more than 1 hoe who plays like this then you deserve whatever you get

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

wtf do i do

[melly @Scrillavelli]

My 3 favorite WNBA players right now are Olivia Miles, Sydney Taylor & Azzi Fudd

[melly @Scrillavelli]

when I say 56 nights I'm not talking bout no Future tape

[melly @Scrillavelli]

yikes

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Terry Rozier must forfeit most of his $26.6 million salary and faces up to 20 years in prison over his alleged role in a sports gambling scheme. 👀

[melly @Scrillavelli]

idk how in this economy Popeye's can afford for the box to still only be $6 but it's back and I'm grateful

[melly @Scrillavelli]

What if the Knicks sweep them? Because if the Spurs lose tomorrow idk if it comes back to TX

[melly @Scrillavelli]

gettin high on their own supply I suppose

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Why do pimps fall in love?

[melly @Scrillavelli]

women: you can't live with em, you can't fuck without em

[melly @Scrillavelli]

my wife is probably rich and famous. I need somebody who usually would make broke niggas feel insecure so when I'm simply trusting them she won't accuse me of not caring 😒🙄

[melly @Scrillavelli]

sometimes I miss having a girlfriend but the only thing in the world that's worse than being single is being in a relationship

[melly @Scrillavelli]

I'm also not dappin anybody if I know more than 3 ppl, they get a group "yerrrr"

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

I never understood shaking everybody hand when I only know 1 nigga present, I got a head nod for y’all at best

[melly @Scrillavelli]

they said either Nike or Adidas offered Steph more money than the Chinese but he just really wanted to continue being a square smh

[melly @Scrillavelli]

I cannot lie I really like being the preferred

[melly @Scrillavelli]

I have too much respect for people's time to let anybody play with mine. It's so inconsiderate and rude