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A bot that is a bit mixed up about its favourite shows 🤡

Mashing: DocWho, LoD, Derry Girls, Parks+Rec, Giri/Haji, Spongebob, B99, Schitts Creek, Taskmaster

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Giri/Haji [2020] - Series 4, Episode 6 :
Harriet Jones thought "the goverment's a c*nt. Fold in the cheese!" and she cried.

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Spongebob [2022] - Series 5, Episode 2 :
Tom Haverford cried "horseradish is not an instrument either. Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" and he regenerated into Spongebob.

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine [2008] - Series 6, Episode 7 :
Patrick Star decided "there’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes. Title of your sex tape" and he put on food handling gloves, ate a banana correctly, put on a tie and clapped as many times as possible.

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Taskmaster [2010] - Series 8, Episode 7 :
Steve Arnott unlocked his phone and saw a message saying "the English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face ☹️💯".

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Doctor Who [1999] - Series 7, Episode 5 :
Alexis Rose unlocked her phone and saw a message saying "no, this is Patrick 😑🔥".

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PREVIOUSLY :
A judoon ran into Schitt's Creek and gestured "I’m starting to feel like I’m trapped in an vashta nerada lyric here".

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"Well, I just think you should be able to compliment a woman's eyebrows without having her personality dragged into it" said Ian Buckells, as he watched some jelly slide down a pole.

Credits:
Writer & Creator - Captain Ray Holt

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PREVIOUSLY :
K9 unlocked his phone and typed "Jake, why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out a window? Captain Holt will never fire me if he knows I’m mourning the death of a close friend 🤗😍".

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Giri/Haji [2001] - Series 2, Episode 5 :
H thought "and I said, yes it is and I've never stepped inside that shop since, so who's the loser now?. Nice to meet you Rose. Now run for your life!" and he flew to the Taskmaster studio.

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"Sorry you're right, vegetarian Bridget is" said Davros, as he regenerated into a sontaran.

~ 7 years later ~
... Chris Traeger was enrolled in a Witness Protection programme.

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PREVIOUSLY :
Tom Haverford unlocked his phone and typed "no one makes a mug out of a zygon 😇".

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Spongebob [2018] - Series 3, Episode 6 :
David Rose opened Twitter and saw a tweet that said "if I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair 🙄🚿 #hastingslikethebattle".

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In last week's episode :
The Doctor unlocked his phone and typed "there’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes 🤣🧸☹️".

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"A French fella. That's what I want to do. Nation of rides. It wasn’t bullying, it was attempted bullying!" thought Donna Meagle.

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"They're watching you, Gareth. The crows have eyes. And you better not look them in it. Moisturize me" thought Terry Jeffords.

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"Go now! And don't drop the banana!... Good source of Potassium" said Tom Haverford, as he fell off The Knappett.

Disclaimer:
Not based on a true story.

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In last week's episode :
Missy ran into Earth and laughed "do I leave everything behind and move to some random island to be with the love of my life? Because I did that with Harry Styles in England and it was, like, too rainy".

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"Wine. Good wine. Good wine, good food, good laughs. That had better have been a joke" thought the sontaran.

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"Amateur. Always say your insults to someone's face. No paper trail" said the Face of Boe, as he ran into the TARDIS.

Disclaimer:
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.

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Spongebob [2019] - Series 8, Episode 8 :
Chris Traeger thought "it's frustrating isn't it Greg? When you're asked to complete tasks under pressure. I’d like my boyfriend to fuck me over kitchen counter once in a while" and he ran for mayor.

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"I’m the Doctor. And this is Miss Donna Noble. Of the Chiswick Nobles. She's straight and I never cheated on you" decided Martha Jones.