William Keaton

Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment.

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Mood

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Anarchists sure do have a lot of rules

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Wikipedia is going under because of its editors

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

The wonder of the online world was built by a community of eccentric volunteers. Can it survive the A.I. models it helped train? https://t.co/IZf9ShfjSJ

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The worst kind of people are fat vegans

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He was someone’s pet, and having a tiger as a pet isn’t a real good idea

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@diremerlin

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These are the most pathetic pleas for campaign money I’ve ever seen

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@SumDumHoe He was born and cut straight to middle-age

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@SumDumHoe She needs to conjure a spell to change the batteries in her smoke detector

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The ancient Chinese monk did not think he’d be reincarnated like this

[𝕂𝕚𝕞 @ktph1992]

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Every good story needs an “oh shit” moment. Something that makes the reader/audience squirm

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This was a student film funded by the directors who went into debt to make it. That’s the way things work. The actors wanted the screen credit and agreed to do it as they risked literally nothing to make it. They could have invested in it, which would make them producers.

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Today, millions of young adults left their homes to go out in public while wearing their pajamas, and any and all criticism of Boomers is now dismissed

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RIP Dallas

There’s always actors who never made it big, but were one of those performers who you think of as a great actor. They’re part of your childhood, and your love of film. Someone whose name on a film would make you check it out. That was Tom Skerritt

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Watching for Allie Beth and hoping she gets laid soon

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I have no idea who this is

[Axios @axios]

"Celebrities and their production companies have a big PR problem," writer, producer and actor Lena Waithe tells @kerrymflynn at #MediaTrendsLive.

“A lot of people can't even tell you the name of the production company of a particular celebrity” and what defines a celebrity “is starting to change.”

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@diremerlin She needs to get laaaaiid