JaWs2010

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

"Time doesn't exist"..until you're a depressed 31 yr old stuck working toxic corporate jobs with no work life balance all because your 22 year old self decided to drop out of college half a year before obtaining your Environmental BA .. I could be doing what I love 🫩🌿 🌱♻️

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

Sitting in a toxic office job listening to the overpaid tanned CEO, COO, Cshiteo talking about all the fun beach days they've had while everyone else slaves away working 60 hour weeks is a fucking special kind of hell.

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

By the time I'm able to buy my dream colorful vibrant Victorian home all you idiots will have bought them and turned them all into every other neutral toned sheep den :(

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

My love and our two fur children have quite literally saved my life....

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

Never been this depressed in my entire existence in any other dimension and lifetime.
In another world I am just a small stone at the top of mountain sitting peacefully amongst the clouds :(

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

@goduckyourself_ LITERALLY.

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

did anybody ever think for one fucking second that maybe the world should be exactly the way i want it to be and not this other random way that it is

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

Me getting a root canal thinking about how long this will last which is till I am a dead girl with a root canal. Teeth r weird

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

@goduckyourself_ LMFAO

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

@taj26mahal No cause I be sitting up , standing up, starin at people, in and out the water like a maniac 🤣

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

It’s like.. really easy to eat 25 servings of cool whip…

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

Just entered this Hot Mulligan contest! Enter here: https://t.co/WO1AEZDB5l

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

My favorite past time is buying random fun treats from Job Lot and sitting in the parking lot to eat them. Where else can you get expired hazelnut wafers from 1980 that just taste.. right? Fuck Trader Joes!!!

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

@jennaearleen Omg same I was JUST saying I wanted Sweetgreen the other day .. so happy!! 🥰

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

@jennaearleen UM WHERE

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

Wowowow I love everyone around me! 🥹🥰

[hil @plume__]

the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

“this was one for the books” mary what books ?!

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[JaWs2010 @ScrivaniJami]

The cringiest thing I ever did was look at my friend and say “ I love EDM “ while proceeding to unironically play “We Found Love” by Rihanna.