Scranton Strangler

Just a guy who likes strangling. Who am I? We may never know.

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

Nostalgia is one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

ton brody be like

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no pressure tho..

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

everyone go vote Alaska or i will strangle you..

[Real Steel (2011) @LilRichardNixon]

#LRNCivilWar

[Day 1/5 - Fight 1/5]

Hawaii - @BenBen_YT - (+2) //VS// Alaska - @PhineasFilms - (+2)

"Ice Cold meets Burning Hot! This conflict decides who will have control over the non-continental United States!"

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

It's Britney bitch... and i am back

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

Me after not strangling for 3 months

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When I try to quit strangling

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Wish I could, but I can't. Well, can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

High School Musical (2006)

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

@theofficetv Finally!! I always dreamed of being a part of the PPC!

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

When someone sees me coming with my Strangler gloves on

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

@kkylaab @theofficetv In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all, it's fear.

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

Anyone out there willing to be my escape goat for all the murders I’ve done?

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

I can’t wait until quarantine is over and I can start strangling people in person again

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

@nocontexttgp Like strangling.

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

Them: so are you gonna strangle people in Scranton?

Me, the Scranton Strangler:

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

I just love strangling people

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

@LandmesserNate

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

Type “The first B in BOBODDY stands for B” and let your keyboard fill in the answer

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

Woah woah woah... so ur saying I shouldn’t go around strangle people at will??!

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

@Johnb7018 @Creed_Thoughts2 It’s the other away around for me. I start to feel bad for Micheal and root for his small moments of hope. It makes me not want to strangle him.

[Scranton Strangler @Scrntn__Strnglr]

That’s grounds for strangulation

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When someone cuts in line on Pretzel day