Necronomiconology of Spirit 💣

whatever you do, don't

[Necronomiconology of Spirit 💣 @ScrollThief]

Letting all twelve of you know I'm over on the sad welkin at scrollthief dot bsky dot social

[Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver]

I have a friend who is a teacher and he tells me kids these days are as small as ants. They scuttle on the ground and gather mounds of dust.

[antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke]

Nolan fanboys wont care but The Odyssey is going to be an ahistorical mess. First of all, Matt Damon wasn’t even alive back then

[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

Goblin sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex"

[Gene Park @GenePark]

obama is now doing explainers for souls games

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i went here and they said you are the most frequent customer

[Matty Groves @Reverend_Banjo]

Disney's The Sword in the Stone is about the young King Arthur being educated by the wizard Merlin before obtaining the titular artifact. But from the way people talk about it online you could be forgiven for thinking it's about a squirrel who gets her heart broken

[tadhg @tadhg_2002]

I agree lets make the drinking age 16

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

hi! astrophysicist here. this is true and you should get really scared and start screaming and crying and throwing up

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

there is no mention of microsoft outlook in the bible

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

"Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen."

--1 John 4:20

[Ewan @jelly_pack]

if you are reading this, you probably live in a country where the genuine expectation/demand from your entire political and media class is that you watch this video of a limping old man being precision drone-struck in the open and conclude "this is complicated"

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

just saw a guy drinking canned coffee and thought to myself "god I wish I had a beer". I'm suspecting this maybe the result of some kind of beer demon, or yokai

[cordelia @cozyunoist]

with all respect to flo, i think if you can justify confining somebody in a special box that exists just to deprive them of two things, the proximity of those they love, & the ability to do meaningful things for others, you can justify basically any other evil act in the world

[cordelia @cozyunoist]

prisons don’t *do* anything else. people in them continue to eat, and work, and live with others; they watch tv and read books and often try to write them. when we flatten them into torture, we conceal from ourselves how monstrous the thing that they’re intended to do is

[richard @richard_normal]

a crank opinion i hold very strongly is that ring and other home camera surveillance services don’t make you any safer but do serve to make you way more insane

[Luigi @Antrodemus]

Chappell Roan has said Ankylosaurus is her favorite dinosaur.

When asked why, she simply cited its "Big bony club"

[FightClubFan22 @Fan22Club]

Wow. No wonder Nintendo didn't sell that many

[Maia @maiamindel]

Hi guys it's Mr Beast and I have a few (still rough) videos slouching towards Bethlehem to be born - there's a gyre that's turning and turning and if the center can hold they get $100k. I also trained a falcon to not hear the falconer