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If you...TWEET ME again! Showering you good folks with random lines of dialogue every December! Now beat it, before I beat you!

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There we have it for another year! Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I did trying to remember the dialogue! So until next time, put a little love in your heart! - Mike x

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We've almost reached the end, so now would be a good time to say a fond farewell and an appropriate "so long sucker!" to the irreplaceable David Johansen who we lost at the beginning of the year. - Mike

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I'm ready. Have a Merry Christmas.

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My, what a glorious day! There has never BEEN such a day!

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WHAT...are you DOING...watching TELEVISION on Christmas Eve?!

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MILK-MAN!

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Would you give me a running start?

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Hi, Cujo!

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Yes, I am happy with the path I've chosen, ya little bitch! In fact, I couldn't be happier!

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@VurichDhu There is no 'I' in T-E-A-M!

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Frank, I realise this is coming at you pretty damn fast, but I want you to understand that my only function here is to take some of the burden off your shoulders. A lot of men in your position would see me as a threat but...whoops, that's me....

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Oh, Lord, another wild one! Honey, you look frozen! Come over here, let me get you a nice hot cup o'coffee! You sit there, I'll bring it to you.

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JINGLEJINGLEJINGLEJINGLEJINGLEJINGLEJINGLE BELLS!

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What 'ave we 'ere?

It's a dormice, uncle!

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Tonight! Live on IBC, the world premiere telecast of a Christmas classic. Charles Dickens' immortal, Scrooge.

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God bless us, everyone!

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Stop scaring Frank! Get this nutcake outta here.

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Herman, it's Dick. Liz says hi.

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You know, I thought you were Richard Pryor!

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@g_a_sipe This is SO EASY!

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What was the name of the boat that took them all to Gilligan's Island?

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Hey! You! Joker! Get off the set will ya! Hey! Yeah we see ya, pal!