ItsSamBro!

the world screws everyone....HARD

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@iamyoyomeg I LOVE YOU MY QUEEN!! 💜

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Heheheheheheh3

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when your buddy is a throatzilla

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Check it out http://t.co/gKSpa1QWDZ

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Grades dont mean anything unless you are actually learning something other than how to cheat your way through life

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Benson(the puppy) has managed to steal my heart!! Can't wait to finally bring him home!!

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@chiksdigscars gonna ask something that might seem strange..are you fart?... Cause you just blew me away! Ba dum tsss

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@real_deathwlf thanks 😊😊

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People want to talk shit when they think I'm not listening, yeah that's cool 😒

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"If you are having a bad day for no reason maybe you just need to poop" parents everywhere

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Babysitting in the country is the best, we just ride go karts all day long!!!

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Don't blame me for your incompetence

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Sometimes I feel bad for looking at other guys but then I remember that my boyfriend is probably watching pork!!lol

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He hid the Texans shirt we put on my dog, about to be world war 3 over these team rivalries!#familyfued

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Best thi g in the world and jamming out in the car!!

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How about we all just say screw it for once and be happy?!?!

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I finally feel comfortable enough to wear a bikini and she tells me to cover up... way to boost my self esteem

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Hell yeah

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Movie tonight and rangers game tomorrow!!!