ChadSloth

He/Him | Communizer | Anti-Fascist | Music, Cinema, and Video Game Fan | Pretentious Hipster | PNW FGC | Free Palestine

[ALBION @TRAIN_DERAILER]

A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:

-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."

-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."

-"w-h-"

-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."

-"i don't u-"

-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."

[Matty Darts @DogpileNinety5]

Every time I see this pic I think they’ve yassified Julio but really he just looks like that

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

I still think MAL is the worst review site I've seen. Like yeah Letterboxd had cringe but the people writing serious reviews are fine

But on MAL you got people doing fucking "Plot - 6/10, Characters - 9/10, Art - 7/10, Animation - 8/10" rubrick breakdowns like a psychopath

[anna (In Play, Chad(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

get mustache mogged by the smilemaxxer you twerp

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

heartwarming: greek man celebrates his 18th birthday

[Robert Capa on a 12 montucky bender 2.0 @shitTOGv2]

the more Pynchon I read the more shitty Nick Land becomes bc it becomes increasingly clear that he’s just trying to write prose similar to this

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

Seinfeld wouldn't have happened to me because I fumbled this I wouldn't go on misadventures I would die instantly

[dom canzone acolyte @rogerszmodys]

nick kurtz on base streak snapped by 2026 Gabe speier

[Mariner Menace @MarinerMenace]

Aaron Judge is so good, he’s almost as good as Colt Emerson.

[ChadSloth @Scruffy_Sloth]

@AZsportsFan39 @JaguarGator9NFL Modern baseball is post 1900. Both of the top two in triples played very few games in the Polo Grounds (which actually was not a good triples ballpark). I would agree that the post-integration record held by Clemente is more impressive, though.

[ChadSloth @Scruffy_Sloth]

@R3HAB3K @JaguarGator9NFL *Carroll

[ChadSloth @Scruffy_Sloth]

@R3HAB3K @JaguarGator9NFL I am a massive Corbin Carrol fan, he is one of my favorite active players. My post said nothing negative about him and I think he can certainly break the post-integration record held by Roberto Clemente. I dislike know-nothing chuds like JG that misuse basic terminology.

[ChadSloth @Scruffy_Sloth]

@craackpipe @JaguarGator9NFL The record in question is most career triples in the modern era, not most triples hit in the modern era. Sam Crawford is a modern-era player and has the most career triples. Carroll needs ~260 more triples to pass him. Any perceived error is obviously not mathematical.

[ChadSloth @Scruffy_Sloth]

@JaguarGator9NFL Look up “modern era”, idiot. He is not going to hit 260 more triples. Smartest Gators fan.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

one of the sweatiest movies of all time, absolute classic

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

I personally don't use citations. If you don't recognise the allusion, that's on you

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

MGK is like a utility player who has negative DRS at every position