Stevie Boi

why is the rum always gone

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This is my girlfriend. Aaaaand this is me. Let that sink in.

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Guys what if WE are the AI

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Sorry I’m emotionally unavailable after getting fucked up by that last book.

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So you’re telling me if I shower through the month of April that will provide flowers in May?

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Oh I’m not sad I just needed a cup of coffee. What a relief.

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@tapptastical Anything by Flo-Rida

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Damn

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Fuck my head hurts

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Alright hear me out:
A custom playlist but on vinyl

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Damn now that I think about it through the past 4 years I've never heard Melania Trump speak.

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I want to win the lottery so I can be a stay at home dad is that too much to ask for

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Can people quit changing last names when they get married I can't keep up with people on Facebook.

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Wtf kind of name is Lloyd anyway

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Why is the polar express so lit

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Plain glazed donuts are the best of the donuts change my mind

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Alright there's rare and there's revivable

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@jahmarkymark I hope your bout with Prince Oberon goes well

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Erin Brockovich

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If you order chicken tenders from a restaurant you are a child. I'm sorry I don't make the rules.

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@Dunham_Chania Not even like on the national geographics it's blue planet though. They are always just piled on a beach

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why have I never seen a walrus swim