Steven Holderfield

What is Sauce and where do I find it?

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

You ever try and eat a popeyes biscuit without any liquid just to see how strong you are?

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

True depression is when you get to the gym and realize your headphones are dead

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

Apparently my wife thinks I'm a slut for kissing anyone before I met her #marriageisawesome

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

@mmgg_97 I think it has something to do with being on a plane maybe? Idk what travel is

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

Quotable: when in doubt, worm it out

From: @elijahb1996

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Having cake seems easy until you have to squat till you can't walk for 3 days

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

Am I addicted to sour Skittles? Yes. Am I ashamed? No. Do I want a lifetime supply of Skittles for Christmas? Absolutely

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

Watching Empire Strikes Back with my girlfriend and the scene where Vader says "the force is with you young Skywalker" she proceeds to add "cause I'm old Skywalker... " im both embarrassed and in love

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

Was just told by my own father that until I'm old enough to retire I'm "supposed to be stuck" being miserable working. That assuming I make it that long

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I just wanna stress eat chicken nuggets

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

@smokeyknight125 Lol Starbucks

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A co-worker literally told me today I was dumb and probably not well educated because I don't pronounce my "T's" in the middle of some words like: mountain or winter

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

If this back pain were a person I'd gladly commit a hate crime

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You ever just make someone uncomfy by reminding them their parents had to do the devils tango to make them and their siblings? Good times

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

@gretchynmacrina Pretty sure im still taller than you 😉🤣

[gems (taylor's version) @gems_gordy]

Would really like it if my body would do the sleep thing when it’s supposed to instead of insisting on being awake all night /:

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

I'm actually pissed. I did everything perfectly and am exhausted beyond belief, why can I not sleep?

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

Yes, there was math involved

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

Girlfriend just told me she would trade me for exactly 603 boxes of girl scout cookies and honestly that seems like kind of a deal

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

Calling someone your best friend but pretty sure they don't call you theirs feels not okay

[Steven Holderfield @Scuba_1505]

Y'all ever been so angry you lose all motivation to care or do anything? Yeah