Steve Auman

Would you just relax and have another cup of coffee?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Chestnut is looking to win his eighth straight and 16th career Mustard Belt tomorrow 👀

[ellen marie @eberko7]

How much would you pay for an anti-groundhog day shirt I just designed

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Backyard Chickens with the close victory!

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I got sweetgreen delivered last night and woke up thinking that I should buy lululemon joggers

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Next up on Game of Grocers

[NPR @NPR]

The grocery store chain Kroger plans to buy rival Albertsons in a merger valued at $24.6 billion — a deal that is likely to draw intense antitrust scrutiny from federal regulators as food costs soar.
https://t.co/IrvvB0Ru4u

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Mariano’s is the only place you can get groceries, your vaccine, and a happy hour beer at the same time.

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Chicago should build the circle line

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@RockyD252 Lol, no they just advertise on all the podcasts I listen to

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Athletic greens shouldn’t exist, just eat more salads.

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How is it 2022 and we don’t have an L stop right next to the United Center.

[ellen marie @eberko7]

got Harvey a new catnip toy

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They did it!👏

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For the past few weeks there’s been a pothole on my street that hasn’t been fixed. The current solution:

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165 days later @chicagosmayor @ChicagoDOT

[Goose Island Beer Co. @GooseIsland]

We’ve officially made it to fools spring.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Boar’s Head Unveils New Funfetti Birthday Ham https://t.co/puBetEYPUx

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Snapchat shouldn’t be an instant messaging platform

[cta @cta]

The new #RedPurpleBypass opens tomorrow, Friday, Nov. 19!

The new Bypass carries Kimball-bound (northbound) Brown Line trains over north- and southbound Red and Purple Line tracks just north of Belmont station to remove traffic jams at this intersection.

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@LindsayGloor @eberko7 Haha not anymore.

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Candy corn gets too much hate