Scully

Useful mammal who enjoys the open road, spreadsheets and a fine whiskey

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Twitter is where I post all my mundane experiences and garbage animal antics. e.g. I am enjoying this coke while watching a dumpster fire

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I long for a simplier time in cinema when films were innocent and beautiful like Hackers

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I stay in my tour bunk until 2pm petting cats and I have no shame. #acrocats

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@EmptyBowlShow this is important
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I accidentally put salt scrub on a silk burn. I have so many many regrets about my life choices.
#circushurts #circuseverydamnday

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#emiliafart is the hero we deserve

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When I'm informed the exterminator is coming..."Fine, I'll bring the animal bones inside."

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As someone who struggles with rejection I sure pick jobs that involve a lot of it.

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Publicly nerding out about Gorillaz on social media and feeling no shame.

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Electric swing music, why can't I quit you

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@xoMiaMoore It's a scam full of more caffeine than is reasonable. Just eat what you want.

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I'm so late to the Childish Gambino party. Can I still come?

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@SaarHendelman @TheKillingPlace

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My Roomba ran over a turd

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@xoMiaMoore We also had budgies growing up and Lightning never bonded with me because we already had Sweet Stuff. Take your time adding a friend.

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@xoMiaMoore My experience was Oppie liked me until I got a friend and then they bonded to each other. I wish I had waited at least a year to get a friend.

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@xoMiaMoore I got my cockatiel a friend and it was a mistake.

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If you think of insects as awkward friends they become less scary

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I was hugging two cats and they accidentally touched...the results were PAWsitively explosive. #dontcrossthestreams

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I have vastly misjudged the benefits of honesty. #nogooddeedunpunished

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There is no greater suffering than finding a stale malted milk ball in your brand new box of Whoppers.