TAYlor BATCHelor

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

Found groupon app #dontwine&groupon

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

Trying twitter again after a couple years 😬

[DamonsTALLTales @DamonsTALLtales]

Yeee Haw Yall! 🐓

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

To execute the perfect Saturday, one must make sure that, under no circumstance, a single fuck be given.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

This chick on Real World is insane

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

Jam on my Phone Screen -_- #stickyAF

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

I like to drink energy drinks then take a nap #powernap

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

@RossFant Bummerr 😞

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

Thinks @RossFant should come on base at lunch and us go to 5 Guys 👍

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Listen, I'll drink responsibly when there's a brand of scotch named 'Responsibly.'

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

I hate Fing Wasps 😡

[She Ratchet ™ @Ratchet2English]

I pray 🙏 this summer I don't gotta say "R.I.P" to any of my niggas

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

@laurencrary The oh so kindly part im doubting lol

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

Prty sure i could find better shit to do today then be at work.. 😒

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

Madness

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

The weather better be like this on Saturday ☀🏊🍹

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think "They're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked..."

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

Someone put a fake spider in the Drink machine coin return -_-

[TAYlor BATCHelor @ScumBatch]

My Long Boards always end up with bloodstains on them 😑