John Galt

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

#IfAliensAttack I'm getting to my bunker! #CrazyTrendsonTwitter

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

Finally, some place to ship the Tea Partiers off to after we round them up! http://t.co/oQpB5HD #GoodRiddance #TeaParty

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

I did not serve #Romney dog food. I would never be so culturally insensitive to a Mormon. #GOPdebate

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

I love having friends in Hollywood...since we got Bin Laden before he could be useful in the election, I'm doing this: http://t.co/qJndPoE

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

@USRealityCheck Seriously? Do you know the kind of stress I've been under recently? I think I deserve a few days off.

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

With friends like #Newsweek, who needs a campaign? #liberalbias

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

The reason #londonriots is because they have no guns.They have no choice. You have guns, so you feel like you have a choice. #YouDont #tcot

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

I'm glad I have a taxpayer funded pension. I'd hate to have a 401k like the rest of you. How's that portfolio looking? #NotMyProblem #ocra

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

I'm still a bit hungover from the birthday party...have I missed anything in the last few days? #AARatedLeadership #tcot

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

You know what #getsonmynerves? Republicans not being thankful that we're spending money on their constituents too! #moneywedonthavethatis

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

I don't get it, why didn't the market go up today? The debt deal is GREAT NEWS!!! #IfYoureInGovernment #tcot

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

#DearYoungSelf let Hillary win the primary and be her VP, she'll take the blame for this and you'll have a future in politics. #p2 #tcot

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

Every time I think this town is driving me nuts I find the last thing Pelosi said and think, nope, not there yet, whew! #tcot #ocra #p2

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

I still have the audacity to hope for a quick resolution to this crisis. #MyReelectionDependsOnIt #tcot

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

Drudge says I have a secret plan...Congress must take one shot of whiskey per hour until they have something on my desk. #SimpleandEffective

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

@diggrbiii Why would we want to balance the budget? We're so close to just borrowing more! #strangerthanfiction

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

I have to admit I was amused last night when Boehner couldn't get it up...his bill, that is. #BoehnerJokes #tcot #p2

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

#NeverinaMillionYears did I think Congress would consider a balanced budged amendment. They're trying to put us in the poorhouse! #irony

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

I heard Reid's gonna shank Boehner tonight...pass it on... #redefiningpartisan #notintendedtobeafactualstatement #p2 #tcot

[John Galt @ScumbagObama]

#FuckyouWashington is very hurtful. We're working hard to get ourselves the best deal we can. #UsNotYou #ocra