Lindsay 💀

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I'm an eldest daughter which means I'm automatically irritated by your incompetence because l was never given room to be imcompetent. I won't be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I love that people from Massachusetts created the most generous, socialist health care system in all 50 states while also being the most aggressive drivers. They’re like “I want my neighbors to have the best care. They’re gonna need it if they don’t get out of the left lane.”

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[Lindsay 💀 @Scuotey]

Getting my period and a head cold the day after a competition is not it

[Afshine Emrani MD FACC @afshineemrani]

The Ice Doesn’t Lie. ❄️🥇
They tried to reduce her to a "model" and a "diva," but you can’t "influencer" your way into a 1:12.31 Olympic Record.
While the critics were busy counting her private jet flights and judging her fiancé, Jutta was busy becoming the fastest woman on the planet. You can hate the beauty, the wealth, and the lifestyle all you want—but you can’t argue with the GOLD around her neck.
She didn’t win because she’s pretty. She won because she’s been outworking everyone else since she was 7 years old.
Stay mad. She’ll stay a Champion. 🇳🇱🏆

[Lindsay 💀 @Scuotey]

I totally get why the increase but I miss when Friday the 13th tattoos were $13

[Hannah Clayton, MS, LAT, ATC @hannahleigh_ATC]

I need to figure out what obscure sport I’m good at so that I, too, can be an Olympian

[Caitlin Place @CaitrATC]

I wish we talked more about the pain that comes with the loss of a friendship.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Japanese figure skaters do opponents' celebration to congratulate her on winning the competition ❤️‍🩹

Humanity must be exactly like this 🥰

[Lindsay 💀 @Scuotey]

Super Bowl commentators say athletic training staff but don’t worry the subtitles still just said training staff🙄 I’m over this profession

[Lindsay 💀 @Scuotey]

Wow I really hate what they did with the movie of Ballad of songbirds and snakes in comparison to the book

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!

[Lindsay 💀 @Scuotey]

Being an athlete in high school and college is not impressive to me. Show me how you stay active when your body is no longer in its prime to recover

[Lindsay 💀 @Scuotey]

Whenever I’m feeling down about myself, I just remember I was somebody’s gay awakening

[Halloween Queen 🎃 @NosCalanGaeaf]

😂🎃

[Lindsay 💀 @Scuotey]

already started planning for Halloween next year

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

the countdown begins

[Lindsay 💀 @Scuotey]

My favorite thing to do when someone flips me off in traffic is to blow them a kiss