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#BTposse Furbro ov @TimberTerrier 🌈 and 14yr old hoobro. Lubs chewin n beein norty. Tweets by mum/PA and dad/assistant PA

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@Pipisadog 😢🌈🕯️

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@Mabel_Border Myoot myoot myoot dat mum's advice.
Dat way yooz not left coz dey getz funnee bowt dat but yooz don't get da constant pinging n drawn into da madnuss

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@Mabel_Border Myoot dem. Tis da ownlee way fer mum to stay sane. Tayk it from a mum wiv 10 yeers egsperianz

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@Mabel_Border Mum put Wilyum's class WhatsApp on mute fwee yeers age, dey is all bonkas n she carnt be dooin wiv em 🤣

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Pals, Borstal update... check me out. Not a snarl or lunge and am kwite chill bowt da big doggo in front. Am lots less ankshush too

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@BaxterBorder1 Yep pal fer propa reelzees!!!
I iz a slavverin hellbeast around uvva doggos 'n mum fownd dis place so bookt me in.

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OMD Pals M&D haz abandoned me to Borstal for da next fwee weeks fer beehayvyur n reeaktivitee twaynin.
Pleez send snax. I mean ders lots ov snax cos I veree fud mowtivaytid but yooz can neva haf enuf snax, right !

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@BabsVk Dat M&D hope, dat I iz betta rownd uvva doggos wen owt fer a walk 'n not such a slavverin hellbeast 👿

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@Mabel_Border Mum once told Wilyum on way to NHM dat if he wer norty sheed feed him to da T-Rex. Wen she pickt him up to have a pikchur wiv it he had a full meltdown and cried "no mummy please don't feed me to da T-Rex!!". Mayjur mum gilt. She neva sed it agen 😱

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@Mabel_Border Mum sez don't overdo stuff n culer. Be mindful ov cognitive overload. Carm n cozee wiv neutral palet n mebee just 1 pastul culer wud be best 👍🏻

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@Mabel_Border Mum werks az a ks1 teaching assistant. It's so her bag all dis. She wud come n do it but I'z not shor yood get rid of her agen 😂

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@Mabel_Border Or a bit of ply paynted nice wiv sum holes drilled out n fairy lights stuck froo fer a little ee-luminaytid pikshur

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@Mabel_Border Mum sez battery fairy lights wiv timer funkshun n chorkbord paynt over da tiles or a piece of plywood painted wiv chorkbord paynt stuck ova da tiles. A scatta cushin or 2 n a pritee frow

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@Mabel_Border Mebee just 1 cushin coz it a bit small fe mor dan 1

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Snucked on to da big 🛏️ #win #sneekee #BTPosse

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Got bored. Nuffin apnin in da gardin

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Keeping an eye on da gardin 'n' enee unwantid visiters

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@akaLordBimble Wilyum's havin da same probs wiv sum ov his "fwends" at skool. I has offad to put da biteys on deez boyz. Mebee yooz can do da same fer Hoomum's "fwends" 😈

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It wozn't me, mum. I wuz just taykin it upstairs wen it pooped owt all dis stuff. I finks yooz need to brush up on yor howse traynin skilz

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Best Saturday evva pals. Mum gived me da emptee peenut butta tub. Kept me bizee n happee fer owers.