Scut Deltaforce

Former Marine, expert bushcraftsman, vigilante peacekeeper of the wild.

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*BELCH*

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Just finished making eye holes in a sheet with my Victorinox Tomo. Today I'll be running around Coate Water as the ghost of Steve Irwin #RIP

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@m4rko When off-radar in the wild like that, rowing is often the safest option.

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09:01 Beat my PB! Across coate water in just 2 hours 13 minutes. #rowingishard

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20:52 Starving today - had to eat some chips off the floor. All those bloody joggers scared my lunch away. Had to sit in a tree all day

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@m4rko Yes but he would only be able to be identified by his dental records now. #crispy

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Pike seem to have migrated for the time being. Managed to skewer an otter though, he's now wrapped in a crisp packet over a small fire.

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Spent the night whittling a rudimentary spear from a willow branch. Currently half-submerged waiting for pike.

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I'm a Fruit Forager #ff

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10:46:02 Been stalking an otter all morning. Surprised to see so many people on twitter foraging for fruit and using the hashtag #ff

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PIGEON!!!

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21:38:04 Sat in my bivouac on the southern perimeter, listening to Radio 4. Undesirables throwing stones earlier, but they're dealt with now

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.@BearGrylls Bear, ate some foraged berries last night & now I'm seeing Rainbow Unicorns. What's the best anti-dote? I've tried dock leaves

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18:36:03 Been unable to tweet - ate some funny berries last night. Resulted in pursuit of a rainbow Unicorn & an incident with an Oak

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@m4rko Forage.

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09:33 really getting the hang of these #hashtags

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@m4rko #yes #itsbestto #useyoursurroundings

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@m4rko May have to enforce a cull but I've got it under control. Found a can of lynx africa which I can fashion into makeshift flamethrower

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Sorry for not tweeting last might, had to fend a badger off with a length of tarpaulin I found in the back of a Nissan Navara.

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Plantago Major AKA Greater Plantain is great for alleviating the pain from stinging nettles. Found in most grassy areas in UK too.