Scott

CU Buff, UNC Tarheel, and a Doctor of Philosophy...whatever that means.

[Scott @Scyntst]

@DrPattiJones

[Scott @Scyntst]

@DrPattiJones Hopefully not towards every single one of your coworkers.

[Scott @Scyntst]

@DrPattiJones I think a couple are cookies.

[Scott @Scyntst]

@DrPattiJones In that case, I’ll be sure to get you an assortment of Jim Harbaugh’s Stealing Wines for Christmas.

[Scott @Scyntst]

@AmazonHelp If that’s the case, it seems you should offer a replacement at the price I originally paid. Re-ordering the same item at a higher price is suspect.

[Scott @Scyntst]

Hey @amazon, I’m getting really tired of you telling me my item is undeliverable, canceling my order, then wanting to charge me more to reorder the SAME ITEM you have in stock.

[Scott @Scyntst]

@DrPattiJones #dormlife

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

umbrella | noun | a collapsible shade for protection against weather consisting of fabric stretched over hinged ribs radiating from a central pole

ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

[Charmin @Charmin]

A Tight End touchdown? Yeah, we can get behind that.
#SuperBowlLVII 
@te_university

[Scott @Scyntst]

@DrPattiJones It’s nice they’re teaching real and rational sets at this age. College is all about irrational sets.

[WRAL NEWS in NC @WRAL]

Triangle precision medicine, drug research firm Metabolon lands $25M in new capital | WRAL TechWire https://t.co/tvLm2mwKpZ

[Durham County Department of Public Health (DCoDPH) @DurhamHealthNC]

Individuals who qualify may schedule an appointment for COVID-19 testing at a new Walgreens testing site beginning tomorrow, May 1. Testing available by appointment only! Read the information below, & find the online screening here: https://t.co/fYc2X87fyx

[Triangle Business Journal @TriangleBIZJrnl]

Don't expect to see classrooms with hundreds of students when N.C. State begins the fall semester. https://t.co/HzXaMEAysf

[Scott @Scyntst]

Southern Durham gave up on social distancing about a week ago.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

‘Quarantine fatigue’: Researchers find more Americans venturing out against coronavirus stay-at-home orders https://t.co/23c0oGoVVa

[Caroline Kitchener @CAKitchener]

Six weeks into widespread self-quarantine, editors of academic journals have started noticing a trend: Women — who (ofc) shoulder more family responsibility — seem to be submitting fewer papers than usual. There is some evidence that men are submitting *more.* (a thread)

[NCDOT Ferry Division @NCDOT_Ferry]

Hey @Netflix, we’re loving #TheOuterBanks! But FYI, that Outer Banks-Chapel Hill ⛴️ ferry route is still a work in progress.

[Denver7 News @DenverChannel]

Colorado's stay-at-home order will end Sunday, as scheduled, Gov. Polis said. The state will then transition into a "safer at home" phase.

Live updates about what that means: https://t.co/netlCzj0Mk

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Exclusive: Contamination delayed CDC’s coronavirus test, scientists say https://t.co/YW6CLtkBxc

[Scott @Scyntst]

It’s time to break open the furlough whiskey.

[TribLive.com @TribLIVE]

University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine announced that the vaccine, when tested in mice, produces antibodies specific to the coronavirus SARS-CoV-2 that could be enough to fight off the virus. https://t.co/kS718NLwMU