APrioriGoof

look at him he’s a lil thumb guy

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

haven't been on twitter in a minute. just saw an ad that had a video that had an ad though. so i guess its going great

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Wait the song he plays is actually so beautiful?? Especially after the family’s message? I’m tearing up a little lol 🥲

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

@lauren_wilford There was a very old woman who sat right next to me (and a very old man two seats away, with an apparent 20-something granddaughter in-between) who had to cover her ears every few minutes. It was kinda sad cause she was clearly just there to spend time with her loved ones.

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

theres an old german saying "if nine people sit down at a table with a weeb then what you've got is ten weebs having dinner"

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

there's this ad i keep seeing on amazon for horse feed? but not even horse feed, its just an ad about how great the scientists who work on this horse feed are. except then it never even says what the company is. if i die soon its probably whoever targeted me with those horse ads

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

how much time do think rowling spent trying to figure out an anagram for just 'voldemort' before she decided to stick in the 'i am lord' bit? o, to be an eraser on that pencil

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

@CreedThoughts24 @macseriesghost @jbouie In some states, like mine, they're following the law. Look up the Idaho Stop. But its really besides the point - you want to complain about cyclists when drivers are far more dangerous and lawless in every single metric.

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

@erinleanne9_ in arizona they set the ac to the other funny number and that is plenty cool enough

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

i want my apartment to be just a little bit cooler, but not very much cooler, except that the ac is set to 70 right now and i don't want to be 'that guy'

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

i think the cat is legit getting upset because i keep calling him 'fornkin'

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

the 'My Struggle' episodes from the x-files reboot are some of the most insane shit that has ever been on network television. they aren't even continuous with each other?

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

@jessehawken top three replies all blue check crypto scams. nice

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

after checking the wikipedia entry, its not even clear whether "dr." no even has a PhD or not. i think he just calls himself that. wtf

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

the sound of music is about a crazy, homewrecking nun who teaches kids to break the rules. and somehow shes the hero?

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

if i were james bond i would have called him "mr. no" and if he ever tried to push back i'd have been like "but you're not, like, a medical doctor though, right?". i bet that woulda really got to him

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

zelensky is acting like hes in a ya novel and i can't help but think that all the bloodthirsty war fuckers on r/ukraine are ya enthusiasts because it seems true

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

an underrated pop culture possibility that i haven't seen folks talking about - classic rock bands continuing to tour with rotating casts of former a-list pop-stars long after all the original members are gone. i.e. The Rolling Stones is just a brand

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

girl stories are like: "best friends Allison and Camille and Sarah are excited for the Big Event but not is all at is seems (they actually don't much care for each other)".

boy stories are like: "a man known only as The Mechanic both commits and fights crime"

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

just watched a video of an elephant fucking up a rhino. god, elephants are so cool.

[APrioriGoof @SdSweene]

sauron, the dark lord of mordor, is a disabled vet