سديم

A Lazy Perfectionist. Married

[سديم @Sdemzfr]

"How foolish are we to rush our prayers when Allah is the owner of time?"

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Merkos @Merkostt]

Arsenal are probably the first side to win a league and not have anyone from their team win Golden Boots, Top Assists or Player of the Year😂😂

The worst Champions of all time

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 The financial gap between the Premier League and the rest of Europe is getting ABSURD. 💰🌍

Burnley earned MORE from finishing 19th and getting relegated from the Premier League than Barcelona earned for WINNING La Liga this season. 🤯

🔸 Burnley are set to receive around €160M through Premier League TV revenue and parachute payments after relegation. 💰

🔸 Barcelona are expected to earn around €155M from winning La Liga and domestic TV distributions. 🏆

A relegated Premier League club earning more than the champions of Spain says EVERYTHING about the current state of football finances. 📈

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Please retweet.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[Man United Fan Club @manufcnow]

🚨Leaked footage of how Man United sold Garnacho to Chelsea. 😂

[utdreport @utdreport]

Luke Shaw via Ig: “Important win 💪🏼”

[Kara @UTDKarra]

No red card for hair pulling today in the game between Brentford and Fulham.

Guess what? Not a Manchester United player… shame on you @FA_PGMOL

[Kalshi EPL @KalshiEPL]

🚨 BREAKING: Arsenal vs Sporting Lisbon has reportedly recorded one of the lowest global viewership figures for a UEFA Champions League quarter-final, with fewer than 5 million viewers worldwide.

[DR Sports @drsportsmedia]

Arne Slot has now lost more games for Liverpool this season than Ruben Amorim did for Man Utd last season! 😳

[Claudia Webbe @ClaudiaWebbe]

If this is Britain’s idea of the terrorist threat, then British counter-terrorism has lost all connection to reality.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Saka took bottling seriously

[Gabe Nicholson @gabe_mohit]

Support Walter White

[James Benge @jamesbenge]

PL teams combined xG in R16: 22.3
Opponents’ combined xG in R16: 20.2

The grand conclusion to be drawn from the Premier League’s struggles? Don’t draw grand conclusions from eight days of cup football. https://t.co/iYygdxuIGz

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Bruno Fernandes officially becomes the third player in Manchester United history with 100+ goals & 100+ assists in all competitions (105 & 100). He did it in 318 appearances.

For context; Leo Messi did it in 319 for Barcelona, Cristiano Ronaldo did it in 325 for Real Madrid.

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨🗣️ Patrice Evra claims that none of his ex team mates have a leg to stand on after their own failures as managers:

"I hope Paul Scholes' Instagram story is fake, I hope he was hacked, To be honest, I'm not surprised at that from Scholesy. He was the quietest player I've ever played with in my entire career. Now, in the media, he drops bombshells.

There's been negative analysis from Scholesy, but also from Roy Keane and Gary Neville. It annoys me because we want to be in the top four, and those comments are unnecessary, but this is what you do when you work in TV. You can't be positive, you have to be negative.

Most of these guys get a managerial job and get fired straightaway. I said to Neville: 'It's easy to talk on TV. When you were at Valencia, they asked you for paella, and you gave them fish and chips.'"

[@Stake]

[★★★ @h4beeeb]

3 at the back again

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

On 18 February 2009, @VderSar1970 kept his 14th consecutive #PL clean sheet — a record that is yet to be matched 👏🧤