The Self Medicators

Original LAMDL member. PINO. Red blooded. Patriot. The Self Medicators do not endorse the use of illicit substances. Medicate safely

[The Self Medicators @Se1fMedicators]

Jordan Love (knee) will undergo a comprehensive exam at The Self Medicators facility in Astoria on Monday. But for now, we’re on to Sunday #MedicateResponsibly

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Forza Jordão Love

[Fox Sports 920 @FSRWI]

Jordan Love is on the field for warmups in Brazil🏈🇧🇷

🎥: @mattschneidman

[Jesse Morse, M.D. @DrJesseMorse]

IF Rashod Bateman can stay healthy in 2024, he has a chance to pull off a Nico Collins-esque jump.

You heard it hear first.

Super talented but struggled with injuries, sports hernia that derailed his rookie season. Then a midfoot/Lisfranc sprain turned fracture then ended his 2022 season.

Then last year he struggled to get acclimated, only missed 1 game due to injury (hamstring).

This year he appears to be healthy.

Remember, Bateman has an elite pedigree (4 star in high school) and 1st round pick in 2021.

[The Self Medicators @Se1fMedicators]

How The Self Medicators will line up as they try to intubate and sedate the State Park Caddy Boys on MNF #MedicateResponsibly

[The Self Medicators @Se1fMedicators]

BEEP BEEP. You hear that? That’s the sound of RBs Eric Gray, Roschon Johnson and Carson Steele being added to the taxi squad!

Additionally AJ Dillon has been added to season ending IR- hopefully he medicates and comes back stronger next year #MedicateResponsibly

[The Self Medicators @Se1fMedicators]

Best of luck to key off-season acquisition Rashod Bateman on opening night. It’s time to put LAMDL on notice #Medicate