Rob

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[Rob @SeHablaRob]

@Jodie_Font @jdpalmatier1016 New York is gross Jodie. I’m supposed to sit on my bed in the same clothes that sat on a bus????

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

@Jodie_Font @jdpalmatier1016 The minute I’m home I’m in comfy clothes. No surface that I sit on has outside clothes on it

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

@Jodie_Font @jdpalmatier1016 IN OUTSIDE CLOTHES

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

Can confirm

[Jodie @Jodie_Font]

Held it together until I walked out of the studio and now I’m in the NBC store sobbing like a baby

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

@Jodie_Font After I literally tweeted about the price of Ubers three days ago. They got you good

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tom Holland, Matt Damon, and Robert Pattinson for GQ Magazine’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ cover issue.

(https://t.co/kzJV4Ty3wH)

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

Not me defending Lyft moments before I encounter CLUMPS OF HAIR in the car

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

@pampambambam I am too but not when I need to be at work in 8 hours 😭

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

A $145 SHARED ride from the airport is absolutely criminal behavior. Who’s still using Uber in 2026, we’ll keep it as a verb but use Lyft instead

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

Never could have prepared me for this acceptance speech

[coldties @__coldties]

hudson sharing his award with connor I'M EMOTIONAL

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

People at the airport love to be on speakerphone

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

Did you really go to the airport if you didn’t day drink?

[Matt 🍻🛳 @mattybooz]

Perfect series. Brilliant finale. I’m devastated it’s over. What a run! 😭 #hacks

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

I’m so glad I stayed up past my usual hours to watch Hacks so none of yall spoiled it for me

[Tiana🩶 @Tianababyyyy_]

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you?

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

@justapieceofsky @pampambambam So what you’re saying is we’re chic and fun

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

I’m eclectic

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

@pampambambam Spice girls, Spice girls, Spice girls, Spice girls, Spice girls, Spice girls, Spice girls, Spice girls, Spice girls, Spice girls.

[Rob @SeHablaRob]

Can’t even tell you how much I spent to get 54 cents cash back

[Gracie MacNcheese @AtwinGracie2002]

i'm tired of living in a timeline where our president learns 2nd-grade level things and passes it onto the masses as though it's a "fun fact"