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🇨🇦 Eventer, professional groom, chestnut thoroughbred collector

[😈 @Sea2sky_eq]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Forget golden retriever or German Shepard boy friends, I want that Jack Russell type, ya know a little mental, too much energy, insanely clinging, and down for anything all the time 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Some one please tell me why I thought getting a border collie and a jack Russell was a good idea? 😬

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My toxic trait is loving sassy opinionated mares, then complaining when they won't do what I want 🤷🏼‍♀️

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There's a crazy lady at my barn who has renamed my horses and refuses to call them their actual names and I a little bit want to punch her in the face.

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@styled_eq I know a lot of friends with the Ororo and they LOVE them.

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Can someone please tell my cat the time changed and it's not in fact dinner time yet

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It is unacceptably cold in FL and I am not okay 😂

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When your baby horse takes a chunk out of your thigh at the mounting block just call it a day. #thatwasnotafunride #babyhorsesaregreat ☠️

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@eventingenzo They are in Poland, so I'm guessing she doesn't realize. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Interesting name choice

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Thankful for the bottle of ace in my fridge. Poor doggo is not coping with these fireworks 😢

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I love looking out my bedroom window at this view 😍

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We played ranch pony today

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The 4* is carnage again 😳😳

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Frankie is THE worst commentator! Why does everyone keep having her? Her voice is as dull as watching paint dry.

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My mother explaining eventing:
"I know what you do. You sit on a horse & gallop around a big field, & sometimes you jump over things & run through puddles."

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Why is it when I hear humans snoring I want to smother them with a pillow, but when animals snore I think it's the most adorable sound ever?

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I do not recommend listening to murder mystery podcast alone at the barn at night.
My friend walked in, I didn't hear her coming and my heart actually stopped! 😂

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@bitchymares Just start small. Intro jumps are typically very inviting like small logs, or little ramps. Most horses that know how to show jump will do them with no trouble.
It's so much fun & eventers are a super welcoming group.