SeaEagull

I wrote a book about astronomy and it's pretty cool.

[WompTomp @Womp_Tomp]

If you say Jews are tribal and vengeful online they dox you and ruin your career.

If you say blacks are impulsive and violent in person they stomp on your head.

The lesson here is be antisemitic in person (jews are very frail), and racist online (blacks can’t figure out computers).

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

Getting head from an indian counts as anal -Rapist Hitler

[葛木名言bot @omuramuratu]

すまん遠坂。体は剣でできてるからゴムがすぐ破けるんだ。生でいいよな❓

[Καλός @realKalos]

Peaters claim that people develop a "foot fetish" due to vitamin K deficiency, but I've been taking this daily for the last six months and my craving for succulent toesies is as powerful as ever. These are very evil people who want you to think there's something "wrong" with you that needs "fixing." Be careful. #FeetFriday

[peak @schizohealer]

If you ever feel bad about yourself, remember: this is a grown ass man scared of jiggle physics.

[dejv krapina @Dejvrius]

Sablja je ponosna državljanka Bosne i Hercegovine

[Papa León XIV @Pontifex_es]

Mañana comenzará el Mundial, y muchos estarán atentos a los partidos. El fútbol nos recuerda algo que no debemos olvidar: la vida no es una carrera para lucirse en solitario, sino un camino que aprendemos a recorrer juntos. Quien no sabe pasar el balón, aunque tenga talento, todavía no ha entendido el juego. Y quien no sabe vivir con los demás y para los demás, todavía no ha entendido la vida. #ViajeApostólico

[Kars @KaroshiMyriad]

The full title of the latest Fate/Grand Order main story has now been publicly revealed: "Three Goddesses of Fate Arc: The Ever-Turning Dial of Nostalgia - Past Chaldea"

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

"You enter the store and you see…. Clean floors and shelves… You see no crackheads nor bulletproof glass in front of the cashier... You take your items and pay... and then.... THE CASHIER THANKS YOU AND SMILES."

[SeaEagull @SeaEagull]

Bro said ćevapi is ass
Opinion instantly rejected

[JuanSanchez @JuanSanchez0x0]

Serbia first impressions: won't be going back

I spent last week in Serbia following my "Egypt rule": short stays in new countries in case they totally suck. And, it sucked. Oh well.

The good: the women are beautiful. When was the last time you saw an attractive woman in the US work behind a counter? 2003? Beautiful women in the US might as well be wearing hijabs, because you never see them in public. In Serbia, 8/10's are everywhere. We need to bring back cigarettes & fat shaming.

The bad: everything else.

The food: they love cevapi (minced meat rolled into sausage shapes). It's flavorless beef with a few onions on pita. Smoking countries often have trash food because they can't taste anything, so this was expected.

The history: shockingly nonexistent, but how? 2 world wars started here. Communism's rise & fall. Dictator to democracy. Yugoslavia's break-up. And... nothing. There's no evidence any of this happened, no one recorded anything. Many countries, you don't even have to try to find history. In Tirana (Albania), military bunkers from the dictator are scattered throughout the city. They've been converted into museums, art galleries, and bars. You'll find them just by walking. We took a few tours in Serbia. Nothing.

Belgrade: absolute shithole. Everything smells like pee (because they pee in the streets). Bad internet. Loud. Dirty. Hot, AC didn't work well at either of our stays. Last night was the first good night's sleep I had in a week. I was like a zombie.

The people: these are the nicest retards you'll ever meet.

Our first AirBnb smelled like pee (a problem with all Belgrade garden apartments since they pee in the street). I don't know how the host didn't recognize this, but she refunded us 100%. We checked into a hotel.

I went to get a pizza to-go since the food sucks. It took forever, and then the owner discovered he didn't have any more pizza boxes. So, I went home with the wooden board from the restaurant. That I then had to return with a 20 minute walk later.

A tour guide took us to a restaurant that only took cash (which our guide knew we didn't have!). So, our guide had to pay for our meal, we said we'd pay him back. Problem: that cash was our gas money. Our guide didn't tell us until we ran out of gas. 🤡

Serbians are some of the warmest, most welcoming people you'll ever meet. Also some of the dumbest.

The culture lives to drink & smoke. I drink occasionally, and never smoke. Thus, the country doesn't have much to offer me.

[Country Regio @countryregio]

La selección de España llegando a México.

[ジュン🟨🗽 @rierikawaii]

シカゴ学派を信奉する反共主義者が主人公のアニメ第2期が来月から放送されます 😎

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

“The way —“
“It’s giving —“
“Not me doing —“
“The concept of —“

I fucking hate foid speech

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[Leyley 🍄 @LollipopLeyley]

"pride is a sin unless it's pride for your country"

[vost @foolibuster]

team call

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Liberals will ask, "Why can't you just enjoy it?" at the same time other Liberals post, "Everything I do in life is with the intention of making you miserable".

People are not angry because they can't enjoy things. They are angry because they correctly understand that the things they once loved are being converted into weapons for an ideology that hates them.

There is a very obvious sadistic side to Progressivism's hijacking of things like movies and video games. These people do not love the media they're destroying. They're not trying to make something good. They just want revenge against the normal world.

They want the actual fans to feel alienated and dispossessed. That's the entire point.

And every so often, someone is bold enough to admit it.

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

"we forced our ideology into a hobby you cared about and now you're MAD?"