Sea Evans

Alaskan Grown, Ice Queen, Seasonal Fey, Aspiring Plant Mama, and looking at things up close enthusiast.

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@johngreen “ I have one more point… Oh I lost it and it was crucial for humanity to move on!” 🤣🤣🤣 this whole hot take section is killing me #hibernationisreal

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@johngreen “No I wanna keep going @hankgreen” 💚💚 reasons I love you bros - no quirks too many!

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

“Dats you... but like a sad pillow!”
Thanks kid! 🤣😭🥰 https://t.co/7fCpz77wqf

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@hankgreen I’m an entertainment coordinater for a fair- once we had up a group of rescued monkies up that do sheep wrangling with canine companions... that phrase #notmycircusnotmymonkies totally changed for me. Do you know how hard it is to bring them over international lines?!

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

Pep-Up Remedies when yer home sick 😷 @ Tanaina, Alaska https://t.co/OUWzD1TKva

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@throughlineNPR repeatedly saying your fantastic names ASMR style is all that is good in the world 😂😍🤣

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@joerogan @redban 🖤 Deeply misunderstood views of autism spectrum included. We have emotions y’all 😂 they just don’t look neuro-typical #AutismAwareness

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@butcherbox wishing y’all would at least sell to us up here in Alaska since commercial fishing you support has made us natives unable to subsist... https://t.co/stLEQn9oET

[Yvette Cooper @YvetteCooperMP]

Tories are supporting cutting £150 TV licence from pensioners on £10k a year at same time as Tory PM candidates promise £3,000 tax cuts for people on ten times that much. On what planet is that fair?

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@rhiconski Yer small enough- I’m sure you could get away with it if anyone could. Really discreet 🤣

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@rhiconski So long as you drink redbull I’m sure you’ll be fine and stress free! 😬😅

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@kelseydarragh I just did this to my poor therapist 😬

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@rhiconski I could never fuckin sleep during the day unless I put my phone in another room and got a real alarm clock 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again-
I love my front yard.
#alaskalife #blackspruce #sunshine #contrails in the #trees https://t.co/6xONFRH4ol

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

Oh my ol’ boyo 🖤

#loungedog #oldpuppy #muttsofinstagram @ Tanaina, Alaska https://t.co/5JiLDEMejR

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

Smooches at Wonderland ❤️😘💋

#cute #kiss #truelove #wesocuteitsgross @ Wonderland Park https://t.co/3Bmka7hzvu

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@UpFirst fact-check! ⚡️ Nebraska might have 80,000 miles of river, but that is not the most in the union. Here in Alaska we have over 365,000 miles of river. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@joerogan #throughline podcast did an ep on conspiracy theories where they compare Benedict Arnold to #AlexJones 👌 American Shadows

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

Birth of a new comedy podcast and #youngjamie narrates a discovery like a Weed Planet documentary by BBC 😂👌 #JRE #joerogan #donnellrawlins

[Sea Evans @SeaEliz]

@TonyHinchcliffe