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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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I didn't know a 60 year old woman could Harlem shuffle so hard #skills

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The LA Kings can eat a bag of dicks

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Whiskey, fights, and food... I'm about to go full Bohannon tonight!! #Adacounty

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Holy fuckin bruins!!

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"Masturbating bums are bad for business!" -Abraham Lincoln

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This is a walk around my house naked while drinking beers kind of day #squad

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Getting turnt to Billy Joel as always

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"He just steps on his dick every time he opens his mouth!" - My Father

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@reesedavid73 good cuz I ain't got time for hoes anyhow 👏👍

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Well shit the Trailer Park Boys Christmas special just hit the feels

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Back in Portland!!

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Tomorrow is the last episode of Wilfred 😭 #thefeels

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@Louisjkugler #1 tweet of all time

[Louis Jacob Kügler @Louisjkugler]

My heart goes out to all those girls who were talked into giving their boyfriends blumpkins.

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@laloman492 I love you more

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@laloman492 I already follow you man

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Drunk on amazon somebody save me from myself

[Life Hacks @ThatsLifeHacks]

The next camping essential: the hammock tent