Majibai

Japanese writer: Fiction Shorts, MuddyUm, The Haven, Pen With Paper. Over 100 surreal Jack-in-the-box stories to stop my system crashes. Stay weird.

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I just published How to Convince a TV Host His Life is a Lie in Under 6 Minutes https://t.co/JcYktYF7bT

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I just published "The Saint of San Diego".
A tense moment in Montreal: Ken Miyamoto drops his bat and takes the mic. Experience the surreal stadium silence that redefined a legend.
https://t.co/PcZt5CAXjY
#MLB #WorldSeries #SurrealFiction #Montreal

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I just published"The Cancer of Comfort: A Field Note from the Last Frontier of Bio-Anarchy." 　
Civilization breeds cancer. Wilderness kills it. A recovered field note from the last frontier of bio‑anarchy. #Speculativebiology #Conceptfiction #Bioanarchy
https://t.co/eCG7AMzK4u

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I just published "I Thought Sirius Was a Library."
A suburban library begins to move, deploy weapons, and apologize for the inconvenience.
https://t.co/r2JTrRr3u8
#fiction #literaryfiction #satire #scifi

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I just published "The Side Beyond Outlin.
At first, I thought the shadow fallen on the manuscript paper was a mere ink stain.
https://t.co/MBHf9zRofV
#DarkLoreDigest #Horror #DarkFantasy #SpeculativeFiction #Surrealism

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I just published "To the Non‑Profitable Writers."
For those who write from the quiet outside the Algorithm.
https://t.co/s1SFS7CSmO
#Writing #Creativity #DigitalLife #Solitude #FutureHumanity

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I just published "I’ve Finally Mastered the Zen of Retirement — Now I Need a Job."
A small reflection on early‑retirement fantasies, unfinished obligations, and the quiet humor between them.
https://t.co/eNtNynHbKD
#Retirement #Mindfulness #Humor #LifeLessons #WritingCommunity

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I just published "A Pineapple That Refuses to Be Put on a Pizza Is Arguing with a Chemistry Teacher When the Earthquake Happens."
https://t.co/CNOX5corsG
#ShortStory #Fiction #FlashFiction #Writing

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My mom thinks every post is a letter to her.
She replies to presidents, actors, monks.
With her full name.
Every time.
#Humor #Fiction #MomsOnTheInternet #ShortStory
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No Ghibli magic. Just rain, hunger, and a mountain trying to kill me.
My Yakushima story is not the one you expect.
#Yakushima #JapanTravel #TrueStory

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I just published The Standing Reserve of the Self-Checkout.
A small moment at the self‑checkout. A glimpse of what we trade away for convenience.
#hashtags #philosophy #technology #everydaylife #reflection #writing

https://t.co/ZcUzL0qV8m

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SOCIAL SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR.

A man goes shopping at a mall.
A sociology student asks him one question:
“Do you enjoy sexual intercourse?”

Everything collapses from there.

“The Sociology of Libido (Mall Edition)” is now live.
#DarkComedy

https://t.co/EONNWRgHIm

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I just published"The Ergonomics of Salvation."
A body can become furniture.
A purpose can enter bone.
My new story is out on Entropy.
https://t.co/Im5FjsHx8Y
#horror #weirdfiction #body #literature

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I just published "I’ve Lost Confidence in My Brain’s Internal Controls."
A single kanji misfire turned my brain into a compliance hazard. I wrote about the day one innocent character almost destroyed my family.
https://t.co/o9XKCAeXXM
#Humor #DarkHumor #Language #Translation

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I just published "Hoshi is Totally Broken."
A case study on how 1960s sports tropes are a bigger threat to public health than the plague
https://t.co/7PjpHwu6JA
#TrophyChaos #SportsMadness #CosmicGuts #AbsurdAthletics #RetroPain

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I just published "The Fabric of Nothingness."

DEPARTMENT OF VESTIARY METAPHYSICS
A Small, Unpleasant Crisis in My Pantyhose.

https://t.co/RUVrnm6X5t
#Philosophy #Surrealism #Humor #LiteraryEssay

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I just published"The Integrity Tax."
In the corporate food chain, a conscience is a luxury item. I bought retail.
https://t.co/CZx1lt109N
#CorporateEthics #QuietCatastrophe #LegalFiction #DigitalIdentity #JapanNoir

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I just published "The Mitral Valve is Noble, but the Sphincter Has a Soul."

A secret confession from a brilliant cardiac surgeon.
#MedicalHumor #DarkHumor #Satire #Medicine
#HumanBehavior

https://t.co/Sao9tNxyAf

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I just published "I Lost 15 Pounds in Istanbul or — It Cost Me Part of My Knees."
THIS IS NOT A DIET — IT’S STRUCTURAL DAMAGE
The weight loss program actually worked!!
https://t.co/6B1Oh4CzkN
#Travel #Humor #Diet #SelfImprovement #Lifestyle

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I just published"When a Ball Changes a School."
A Japanese Girls' high school, an ambitious teacher, and a speech that went "Balls to the Walls"—literally.
https://t.co/DaBkHhP1rD
#Satire #Humor #ShortStory #Surrealism #BallsToTheWalls