Baseball Gunner #25

I play baseball. I watch baseball.
(Formerly known as Side Eye Dumper)

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@TyDaneGonzalez It can't be a coincidence that this decision has been made twice immediately following a Luis Castillo start.

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@AdamParkhomenko Sounds like they need ivermectin

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@TyDaneGonzalez He should be benched for that alone.

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@Mar1ners95 @luke_arkins And that makes you soft serve diarrhea

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That annoying Mariners ticket commercial with the fake harmonica and repetitive ♭VI-♭VII-I chord progressions

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@MarinersSteve He can have my hamstring. I don't need mine anymore.

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@JomboyMedia We've all done dumb shit before turning 20

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@zachleft We've all done stupid shit as 18-19 year olds.

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@DaddyDimmuTv We've all done stupid shit before we turned 20.

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@JomboyMedia Jomboy I thought you had a reputation of doing accurate lip reading.

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@RefuseToLosePod Why do you think this is a Mariners specific thing

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@chubbychaser93 @BrockHuard That's the front office & ownership holding the team accountable. That's not the same as what Brock saying "Dan & staff" or players keeping themselves accountable.

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@BrockHuard https://t.co/SqVFOHzfFG

I imagine it looks like this.

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@BrockHuard "accountable" is a buzz word that holds zero weight. I'd be curious to know what people actually mean when they use that word.

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@Acyn @SecDuffy The President's Own was always famous, you dolt.

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@RoofTopMariner Your takes are so bad right now

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@TyDaneGonzalez Exactly.

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@tjmathewson He's at least average on the road. My prediction is the DFA will happen right before they come back to T-Mobile Park

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@HawkEmDownChris Charlie Whitehurst

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@Andrew_FBB Good thing we dont have to choose one over the other!