SeaWorld Live Updates

Live updates provided daily from Orlando, Florida USA. Tank Temp is currently 68° Fahrenheit. Parody account.

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If you love Shamu, you’ll refill the tanks @AESIndiana

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Shamu says it’s time you put lady nights in the ring @MedievalTimes

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@kellygirl6412 We’re so sorry - our largest and only walker was being used to move Shamu 2 (Tilikum 4) to his new cage 🫶 please stop by customer relations next visit and we’ll be sure to accommodate your 84 year old father!

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@seaworldlive is in no way affiliated with anyone going by the name of Hayes Steele.

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Tank temp is a balmy 71 degrees! Doors are open late this evening so park guests can enjoy the nice weather☀️

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O[FISH]AL STATEMENT: Shamu, a Navy veteran and self-proclaimed fatty, disagrees with Pete Hegseth’s statements about overweight soldiers in the U.S. military. At 8,000lbs, Shamu is as lethal as ever🐋

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Stick around for a surprise eel flash mob encounter TONIGHT at Pacific Point!

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We apologize for any vehicle damage caused when exiting Sea Otter Lot B - there is a malfunction with the guard arm. Please redirect all exits to Mantis Shrimp Lot C 🦐

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@jimmykimmel picture this. You. Live audience. Shamu Stadium. You’ve already got the fish cover pic we’re halfway there.

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Yes this stacks on top of the other lifetime ban from earlier this year. That’s TWO lifetimes Michael.

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PRESS RELEASE: @GovBraun has been banned from SeaWorld for his anti-fish rhetoric. We will take no further questions at this time🐳🫶

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Shamu has declared martial law

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@SandyGelfound We agree that transparency is important! That’s why we dedicate HOURS of our employees’ time to keeping the glass of our tanks as clear as possible.

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Please refrain from any excessive splashing as our aquatic animals are already unhappy and may be looking for a reason.

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It wildly angers our residents and they’re already on edge

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When we say “no flash photography” we MEAN “No Flash Photography”

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@ManicHabsFanic We apologize for your not so super experience. The animals unionized and we weren’t sure how to tell people.

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Shamu the Whale just completed their annual physical! Here are the results:
6’3”
224lbs
Fin-ance
Blue eyes
Multiple convictions

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Pope Francis has gone to swim in eternal peace alongside Tilikum the Whale🐋🙏🕊️

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@SenatorBanks Senator Jim Banks was kindly escorted off park premises last year after security discovered half a dozen clownfish hidden in the breast pocket of his suit. The fish were safely returned to their tanks and Jim received a 6 month ban.