C-Towne

🎓Florida State University Alumnus🎓 #Noles

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@playoffjake FFS you don’t have to fill the air with commentary. You have to recognize the moment. Let the broadcast catch the electricity in the arena. That’s what Mike realizes. Good commentators realize they don’t have to speak every second and talk over the next person. Horrible take.

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@JayCuda The number 3 player in minutes was Ant Edwards with 415 FTs this season. The number 4, Devin Booker, made 432.

This “stat” is empty, without context, & is a total false narrative that is being used to manipulate casual NBA fans.

Pick a diff sport to critique. You’re bad at it.

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@JayCuda Well, this is an absurdly skewed stat. If The top 2 players in minutes played this season play for the same team. Mikal Bridges & Josh Hart. So they can’t shoot free throws at the same time. Their own minutes & possessions cannibalize the other player’s ability to get to the line

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@playoffMAL Proceeds to show clips of rims located in NOLA, Portland, and Memphis

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@hardworkbrian @NoExpertFF Was just eliminated in the first round as I had Cooper Kupp as well…. So Chase and Brown cost me a bye week where I would have dodged Kupp’s horrible performance.

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@hardworkbrian @NoExpertFF How were we in the same situation both up 69 and the guy had Brown and Chase left….?

(except I was going for a BYE Week)

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

Lieutenant Dan is the Punxsutawney Phil of Hurricane Season.

Man pops out of his boat and says 6 more weeks

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Lieutenant Dan is okay!

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Never forget.

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@unusual_whales Not trying to hear out a dude who’s eyes are less than an inch apart

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

The GOP is so worried about winning every election that they don’t realize the health of the party relies on losing this one.

[Topić: Thunder Podcast @OKCTopicThunder]

As soon as Dort showed up it got real quiet 😂

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

Not America.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Who do you think will win the US election?

[depressivehacks @depressivehacks]

@unusual_whales Not the American people, that's for sure.

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

Home for sale in Woodstock, Georgia for $300K… clearly a hoarder situation. Where do we draw the line on home values?

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

For every time a new QB gets a ridiculous contract like this, the Chiefs should restructure Pat Mahomes’s contract to beat it by $1, just to prove a point. He’s the only one who deserves this type of money.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jordan Love and the Packers have agreed to a 4-year $220M contract that makes him the highest paid QB in NFL history, per @AdamSchefter 🤯💰

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@BleacherReport @AdamSchefter There’s zero world where Jordan Love making more than Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow, Lamar Jackson, Jalen Hurts, Dak Prescott, Josh Allen makes sense.

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@leslibless @CommunityNotes This didn’t just happen. This happened in September of 2022.

A simple look at the headlines on the ticker, or the migrants wearing hoodies in the apparent midst of July ought to be a dead giveaway.

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@imjdsharp @stoolpresidente Captain Dave, meet Captain Obvious.

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@elonmusk I think the “false accusation” is alluding to the idea that the @MNFreedomFund is used to bail out “dangerous criminals”

[C-Towne @Sea_Towne]

@NFL_DovKleiman Cornerback DEI signing tbh