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I’m pausing s*x for that duo lingo streak irdgaf

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Yall be wiping your butt with rings on but take them off to wash your hands

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Ms. Briggs played the bagpipes and was obsessed with Randy Jackson😂

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Was just in the bathroom so long that when I reentered my room it felt unfamiliar

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@momgetofu Wait stop I want to go so bad

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It’s always the people with ear wax caked up airpods talking about how Apple Music sound quality is better like you don’t hear a difference

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Clean Bandit, Charlie xcx, Bhad Bhabie

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When I was a kid and explaining to my dad why I had heels on

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San Francisgender

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@IrishKat00 Is this ai?

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but all my prayers already went to Bad Bunny’s knee recovery😭😭😭

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Gonna watch a nature documentary! Is everyone mad at me???

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Take the highest number you can possibly think of. Now double it. That’s how many Oreos I just ate

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https://t.co/RTM6d3nggW

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The Cyrus family stuns for The Cut.

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We live in a world where every interaction you have with a stranger could just be material for their podcast… so honestly just give them something to talk about

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Basically spent my entire day sulking about my ex dream crush who doesn’t exist and was completely a figment of my subconscious

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@momgetofu Wait wait wait Bella no because something’s in the air

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Whenever a gay guy is married I’m always like in the normal way or the gay way?

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I sleep with my phone, laptop, and iPad all within tongues length of my face at night…basically sleeping in a microwave and I’m wondering why my head hurts all the time and I can’t hold onto a thought for more than 5 seconds

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Oh you want to steam carrots?? Literally cancel all plans and appointments for the week