Seacrest County Police Department

Watching you watching your speed since 2010.
UNofficial account for the Seacrest County Police Department.
Dial 911 for emergencies.

{NSFW DNI}

[Seacrest County Police Department @SeacrestPD]

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄᴘᴅ ꜱᴘᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴇxᴘᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴅʟɪɴᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ - ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴀʏ.

[#MVRP #PARODY #PARODYTWT]

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@ImmerBj 😦

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@randomcarcb7e Let me have awful grammar on purpose in peace, thank you very much...

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Oh, it gets better.

[Seacrest County Police Department @SeacrestPD]

@randomcarcb7e fer gawd sakes bud

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@MexicanKevinXD ...Fine.

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@MexicanKevinXD ...Fuckin' ey you really are a nerd.

Well I mean, math is... painful. I took the easier classes and I still almost failed them!

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@randomcarcb7e Oh, okay! If you're followin' the rules around here, then you're fine.

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@fvckyoureality Hate working as the fuckin' social media manager 🫩

[᯽- 𝖠𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗁𝖺 -᯽ @fvckyoureality]

“𝚂𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎.”

[Seacrest County Police Department @SeacrestPD]

@fvckyoureality Okay, you got me.

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@fvckyoureality

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oh no

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Oh hey, you're alive!

[Shining Glitter Cookie⋆˙⟡ @glittringdreams]

Heeellloooooo~ #Earthbread!🌎😌👀💖✨✨💖✨💖💕💗

[Seacrest County Police Department @SeacrestPD]

Ah, well... he's probably looking up at me right now.
I think my Mom was barried somewhere around here.

[Mellan Gidon (And others!) @cursed_applboy2]

"Damn. That's rough..

Though in that case, glad he ain't here. No offense-"

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Hm. I shouldn't even be visiting my Dad, dead or alive.
He did some... things.

[Mellan Gidon (And others!) @cursed_applboy2]

"Oop-

Oh, yeah.."

[Seacrest County Police Department @SeacrestPD]

You guys are also here to visit your Dad?

[Mellan Gidon (And others!) @cursed_applboy2]

"The cemetery entrance-

I'm here to visit my dad too.."

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@ImmerBj James quit fucking around on the damn account we got duties to attend too

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@ImmerBj

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// im glad nothing has changed on cookie run parody twitter