seamus á la vodka

it's pronounced like shaymus, the perfect mix of anxiety and vodka 🙃🍸

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Just took a dna test...turns out I’m 100% baby

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@t_gallanti @chronogame LMAO imy king

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Hey Twitter I missed youse guise

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There’s never a time where I don’t want to be playing Majora’s mask

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Fuck this fucking month

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@t_gallanti exactly where you should be, king 👑

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there were literally no gay people on earth until senses fail released the music video for can't be saved

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I need help which do we like more #1 or #2

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One of my favorite things about thrift stores is the electronics section with the pile of 86 Wii fit balance boards

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@yoimjoehubley Yeah I’m waiting for AAA to come tow my car now to my mechanic supposedly they’ll be here within the hourrr

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Car broke down half way to port Jeff and now I have no car and even WORSE I have no Slurp

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@NevsWife I’m am currently camped out in a rite aid waiting for AAA to tow my car to a mechanic, I was waiting in the car but then I realized my toes were freezing lmao

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@yoimjoehubley You’re too good to me

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@cryem0cry Love you too 💕

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I’m convinced that you’ve turned into some sort of god of chaos with all the wild shit that’s gone on since March, I know you’d be loving the craziness. Happy birthday dude, I miss you more every day 💕

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@KermithyFrog Miss you dearly 💕

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He’s finally fucking gone and I am genuinely crying tears of joy 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@dirtybackroad In these trying times we need emoji hugs more than ever

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Just found noticed this 🫂 emoji for the first time and am BAFFLED as to why it isn’t more popular

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Anime Les Mis. http://t.co/8SFW6WLJ3E