JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife

Proud Patriots 🇺🇸 “If we didn’t seal the deal, it’s your own asphalt!”

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@MikeBales Whoever posted the community note is an absolute moron!

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@Brick_Suit I like her ok I guess but her mouth is weird! 🤷‍♀️

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@ofcrdeonjoseph Love this so much!!! ❤️

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@PeggiBosquez Oh the days when my boys were young….the dead frogs and worms and other gross things I pulled out of their pockets!! I started making them come to the laundry room and empty their pockets. 😂

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@BuckSexton Cutie pie!! It’s truly amazing how fast they grow. Nothing in this world will ever compare or come close to the joy I had raising my boys…..well, maybe all these grandkids we have now! ❤️

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@Nerdy_Addict I’m confused, as I often am. 🙄 Is he trying to withdraw the plea deal?

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@LauraLoomer @SenJoniErnst Her voice is the most irritating thing I have ever heard!! Is that weird? I mean it’s like fingernails on chalkboard or the rudest people in the world who smack gum! 🙄 I have to turn the channel if she’s being interviewed.

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@Sasquatcher2 @mattvanswol Nailed it Big Foot!! 😊

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@JEV1A @BrotherCounsel Hopefully forever!

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@lippyent 🙋‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👨

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@MikeBales Twinning with the wife. Wife to wife!! 😂🤦‍♀️

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@nicksortor @FBIDirectorKash 😂😂😂

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@Nerdy_Addict I am as proud of you as I am of my own son!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I love your success story….I truly do. One of these Florida trips we are going to treat you and Eva to dinner and sit and chat (and probably cry)! LOL

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@conlin_lauren I hope she gets the help she needs by way of a prison cell for the rest of her life!

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@Nerdy_Addict I have never heard of them! 😂

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@MikeBales So do watermelon seeds. You don’t believe? 😂

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@taylorbilt Love it!!

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@MikeBales Love the hair and the VA Slims but that’s where it ends! 😂😂😂

[JustAnAsphaltGuy&HisWife @SealorPave]

@nicksortor Yayyy!! 👏👏👏