🚨Real-life Disney princess behaviour.
This girl has gone viral for walking around with a civet in her arms while a porcupine trots beside her like a loyal dog.
LISTEN: Jacob Rockwell was fined for running a red light in Pensacola, Florida.
Only thing is Jacob wasn’t in Florida, he was in Alabama.
He sounded off at a local city meeting recently and his concerns go beyond just one citation.
The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life
*husband rates the child by age*
0-1 - fine
1-2 - good
2-3 - great, actually
3-4 - a fate worse than death
4-5 - good again
5 - what the fuck we should have had 12 of these things
God honors his favorites by crushing them, drops the whole insufferable wretched weight of purpose on their spines until they either snap into shape or snap entirely. the unburdened, those buoyant grinning vapid little phantoms drifting through their own lives without a single crushing thing to carry, they are forgotten