SealsThaDeal

Father of three beautiful girls | Husband to an amazing wife | Software Developer | #RaiseHail | Likes are mostly lazy bookmarking

[SealsThaDeal @SealsThaDeal]

@bIondiewasabi They look like the villains in a bad ski resort movie

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Europe:

[Lemma’s Animal Desk @DoctorLemma]

🚨Real-life Disney princess behaviour.

This girl has gone viral for walking around with a civet in her arms while a porcupine trots beside her like a loyal dog.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Athletes must HATE getting drafted by California teams 😅

[Pastafarian @AntarcticPasta]

England now 0-1-1 in Boston since 1776

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

LISTEN: Jacob Rockwell was fined for running a red light in Pensacola, Florida.

Only thing is Jacob wasn’t in Florida, he was in Alabama.

He sounded off at a local city meeting recently and his concerns go beyond just one citation.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

The face of pure jealousy

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

LOL, absolutely brilliant.

[Karthik @karthikponna19]

Programmer: "just read the documentation"

the documentation:

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

It was 1995. Nobody gave a shit

[Заблудший Овц @s_baskak]

Женщина рассказала, что подруга попросила её ненадолго присмотреть за своими сыновьями и дочкой, и тогда её пёс впервые узнал, что такое дети

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Every day I see something I am convinced I hallucinated.

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @Know_Bueno]

Kids today will never know that before the internet, we sat down on Sunday nights to watch Bob Saget host TikTok on television

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Microsoft Teams

[@melissa @melissa]

*husband rates the child by age*

0-1 - fine
1-2 - good
2-3 - great, actually
3-4 - a fate worse than death
4-5 - good again
5 - what the fuck we should have had 12 of these things

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

God honors his favorites by crushing them, drops the whole insufferable wretched weight of purpose on their spines until they either snap into shape or snap entirely. the unburdened, those buoyant grinning vapid little phantoms drifting through their own lives without a single crushing thing to carry, they are forgotten