Danny Carberry

Going for that single lap track record at Daytona since '87. Pushing Jive Talk at Three Idiots on Sports..Ya Dig?

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From the Vermont mountainside #syracuse I will drink warm whiskey this evening

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@idiotsonsports screwed in Albany!

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If you listen extremely closely HCDM has the ever slightest lisssssp

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Hot matcha tea, red tank top on and John Secada...Let's get this day started.

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@obscuredv1sions I was just playing handball with a couple guys on Castro street in San Fran, didn't realize I needed to wash the hands

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@obscuredv1sions That's why I just use needles - Old skool, you don't have to blend shit together.

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Not many NFL fans in Napa today.. Cmon, at least one tv?? Eff the ruling class and the overpriced Pinot noir

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@obscuredv1sions 3 men and a lil' lady

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Usair is the Chrysler Lebaron of airlines. Off to San Fran & Napa Valley! Does Cupcake vineyard carry Espn3? ;)

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Don't ask, don't tell failed in the Senate because they didn't add "Don't Tickle"

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Store #/Mgr. name - Are the restrooms clean, etc?

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@PJASchultz Ahh, thanks me lady...Which one?

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@PJASchultz Of course...! As someone representing the culinary industry - Take Down PRICE CHOPPA!

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@PJASchultz Yes means No

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Looks like another night with a sleeve of fig newtons, the couch and a bootlegged copy of Soul Plane

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@obscuredv1sions Already in the suitcase with a lot of other german adult goodies.

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Will miss another 'Cuse game, headed to Napa Valley this weekend to drink wine swill with Sonoma-Hipster-socialite-Douche

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Fuck you Jack Palance. Just did a one armed chin up - bring on the Aqua Velva

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My new hobby of Falconry is working out great. Can't wait until Wii picks this game up

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@PJASchultz As in..I met this girl and gave her a "Schultzy"? Yep, that is.