Sean

'Can I be fucked with goals. No.'

[Sean @Sean653974]

@yessicahaircut_ If you can replace 70% of your diet with pickled eggs you won't feel that way on the bus

[Sean @Sean653974]

@ForesterMed1a Pfft, current ones are enough

[Sean @Sean653974]

Realistically, olives are just misery grapes but I love 'em

[Sean @Sean653974]

Criminal minds gang would've picked him up in an hour, including adverts, and not broke a sweat.

[Sean @Sean653974]

I'd give joker 3*. I thought they were showing the origin story of a clown themed robber-terrorist. It's more the origin story of a clown themed spree shooter.

[Sean @Sean653974]

@Markgatiss You'll be fine you daft prick. You're so insulated you can't even bring yourself to play a non-upper class character in anything you're in. Find another bandwagon.

[Sean @Sean653974]

Origi is a 78 in fifa? The cunt bitch slapped Barcelona? I'd be spitting feathers tbh

[Sean @Sean653974]

Anyway, I'm only asking for 20% of profits after tax. Let me know.

[Sean @Sean653974]

@jamietmusic Here mate, you thought about dropping a song/album re: Brexit? I think you could maybe solve the situation. At worst, document the public feeling for future generations, like Marcus Aurelius.

[Sean @Sean653974]

Video would probably be like 2 guys playing some satirical and punchy version of fifa in a flat. Then one of them goes out with his headphones on and there's some kinda neo-nazi war of the worlds situation going on. But he doesn't notice, because of capitalism or something.

[Malcolm Rumbles @malrumbles]

I had the pleasure of playing a mad wizard in this 48 hour film last weekend.

If you’re up for a laugh and have a spare 7.5 mins, check it out!

Big props to Level 5!

The Wicked Woes of the Wizard's Wish - Pt. II (Some Shall Pass) https://t.co/HbVtzv4GMl #48hourfilm #Glasgow

[soviet soldiers dancing @communistbops]

ms jackson - outkast

[Sean @Sean653974]

@malrumbles You've always been a mad wizard in my mind xox

[Sean @Sean653974]

Ignore the strained football metaphor: outstanding video. Professional stuntman wouldn't have walked off a fall like the big man's.

[Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @pieandbov]

Him = Hearts
Her = Hibs

[Sean @Sean653974]

Maybe you absorb the smell particles into your bloodstream

[Sean @Sean653974]

How come you can really smell something on a nasal inhale but not an exhale? Taste works both ways.

[Sean @Sean653974]

I'm gonna bust you out a 'hot take' Jameela Jamil herself wouldn't even share. /Everyone/ is fatter than you think.

[Sean @Sean653974]

Again.

Irish whisky? They're just rebottling Bells. 'Jameson' is Irish slang for a dafty.

[Sean @Sean653974]

Has the term 'taoiseach' ever been spoken aloud? Or is this just the Irish pulling a fast one on every cunt?

[soviet soldiers dancing @communistbops]

everytime we touch - cascada