Sean Caise

I'm not really that funny, I'm just mean and people think that I'm joking. Instagram | SeanCaise Snapchat | seancaise

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Get your very own TISM merch now! Friends have been hassling me to sell this design so here you go! #thetismgoeshard https://t.co/6x5xRMU0Eq

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@PAYDAYGame OIL ROOM IS FIXED!!

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@H3nd0g1439 @GetRammed_69 @TheAKGuy Don't forget my shitty-ass state, Illinois.

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@CollinRugg He's wearing a @DemolitionRanch shirt!?

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@FedEx "wE TriED tO DeLiVEr" No, you fucking didn't. There are 3 adults currently here, and two large, very loud dogs. We would have heard it. 🙄

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Low key kinda wish wearing a purse was acceptable for men. That shit looks useful as hell.

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This is your friendly reminder that if your not sick, appreciate that you can easily breath through your nose, and you muscles don’t ache all day for no reason. 😊

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Talking on the phone is 100x more stressful than talking in person.

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I would enjoy work a lot more if I could have a beer and listen to music.

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Unpopular Opinion: Fortune cookies actually fuckin’ slap. They’re delicious. 🥠🥠

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I have two moods:
- Waiting for a UPS delivery
- Bored

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I had to wipe roadkill guts off the side of my car with my bare hands today so that's a new memory that I'll have forever.

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I don't care that it's 10:38am. I'm an adult and I've decided that I want pizza rolls and a piña colada.

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I'm 24 and according to my midlife crysis, I'll be passing away at the ripe old age of 48

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I'm the type of idiot to buy wheat bread because "It's healthier" and then slather it in Nutella.

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@Smurf4Ever Well howdy 🤠

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People always say: "Put yourself out there. Make friends." Like okay, now I have no friends AND people ignore me when I say "Hi", so that's cool. 🙄

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Permadeath in Wildlands can be stressful. 😬
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Is Monster supposed to make my tongue tingle?

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What a beautiful day to spend alone in my apartment. 🤷‍♂️