Sean Carlucci

Stand-up comedian and old school pro wrestling fan. That kinda sums it all up...

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@IVPvideos 100% argee! I always laugh when WWE looks back and makes it seem like he was crazy over and pushed immediately after this promo. If I remember correctly, the Austin 3:16 shirt didn’t come out until way after KOTR 96. Like maybe late 96 / Early 97.

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The old school pro wrestling fan in me can’t look at this without thinking about the SummerSlam 1994 main event. #ObscureWrestlingReference

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I’m 41 and live in my Mom’s guest room. I have no right celebrating a holiday called Independence Day. #4thofJuly

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Everyone’s 100% focused on Trump and Elon and all I can think about is “On my salary, how can I afford Sydney Sweeney’s bath water soap?”

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Ya, The Switch 2 is great and all, but have you ever played The Virtual Boy? #Switch2

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I read that one of the Kentucky Derby horses is named Sandman. The wrestling fan in me can’t wait to see this dude’s entrance to the racetrack.

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I’m calling it now, Randy Orton’s open challenge is going to be answered by Nicholas of Wrestlemania 34 fame. #WrestleMania #WrestleMania41

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Wow, Ring Announcer haircuts have really evolved since Howard Finkel. #WrestleMania #WrestleMania41

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I’m calling it now, Jake Paul is gonna walk out to the ring with Buster Douglas.
#PaulTyson

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The Race to 270. The story of my credit score. #ElectionDay

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I don’t understand how saying “go fuck yourself!” is an insult. Fucking yourself is fun as hell!

It’s the highlight of my day.

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I just read that 6 companies control 90% of the news. That’s why I support small business and only read Dave Meltzer’s Newsletter.

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For people who exercised all winter and spring, this weekend represents the first time they can show off the bodies they worked for. For people who didn’t, this weekend represents the first time the Ice Cream Man comes around.

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In a perfect world, everyday would be Mother’s Day (and Wrestlemania)

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@IVPvideos There’s a house down the street from me that had that on a flag, with a ton of Christian stuff on the lawn.

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My shirt is greener than a 1995 Paul Wight.

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“John Cena Stole My Gimmick!!”

-Mideon

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Hold up… So in between certain plays tonight, the NFL will show a beautiful young blonde girl, and heterosexual males across America are complaining about this? #SuperBowl

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I can’t remember the last time I read an entire book cover to cover.

I got no room to critique Cody for not finishing the story.