Sean

@SeanChatham

🇺🇸🇫🇷 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 California ex-pat. IT Security Analyst. he/him. Russia is a terrorist state. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Providence, RI

Joined September 2009

842 Following

408 Followers

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Sean @SeanChatham

almost 4 years ago

@SincerelyCeceD Witch Hunt tally update: I give up… I’ve lost count… might actually qualify as a ‘fuck ton’ of indictments, convictions, future indictments and future convictions. 🍿

Sean @SeanChatham

over 2 years ago

Piss off @Hasbro @Wizards_DnD your customer service sucks. I have two of these now, one of which I’ll give as a gift. But that is the last time I order from you.

SeanChatham's tweet photo. Piss off @Hasbro @Wizards_DnD your customer service sucks. I have two of these now, one of which I’ll give as a gift. But that is the last time I order from you. https://t.co/CuQh0I55dE

Sean @SeanChatham

over 2 years ago

I just saw my first spring season based commercial. I’ve never been more thankful for corporate greed and manipulation.

Sean @SeanChatham

over 2 years ago

Overheard: “Carrying a coconut is a primal condition!” If there was ever a conversation I wanted insight to, it’s that one.

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Jose' E. Garcia

@adavaco

Freedom of speech Advocate/ I block trolls BLM💛🖤❤️ 🇵🇷🇺🇸🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦��StateHoodForPR🇵🇷🌴🙏🌱Taino Tribe 🇵🇷🌴

Corey Grusden

@cgrusden

Built software, sold that software. Now, trying to figure out the next thing. ex-Hashrocket

It's me, Donna! ✌

@ItsmeDonna8

This land is your land. This land is my land. #smokefleet #SaveDEMOCRACY #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #BLM #Climate #Resister

Sean @SeanChatham

over 2 years ago

Still nothing @Wizards_Help ? This is pretty bad. I’m about to be charged twice for a purchase and I can’t get any answers.

Sean @SeanChatham

over 2 years ago

Hey @Wizards_Help . I’m getting pretty peeved at the lack of ability to get answers not included in FAQs. I need to cancel a double order and things aren’t working right. Please let me know what I can do to fix this. Thank you.

Sean @SeanChatham

over 2 years ago

@mookiebean I’m glad to have met you and Snout. You gained at least one new reader this weekend!

Sean @SeanChatham

over 2 years ago

@ReallyAmerican1 @TeaPainUSA “ …and then she kinda crunched it all together like this and squeezed…”

Sean @SeanChatham

almost 3 years ago

@RpsAgainstTrump Yes

Sean @SeanChatham

almost 3 years ago

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyXTwitterversary

Sean @SeanChatham

almost 3 years ago

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Sean @SeanChatham

almost 3 years ago

@wiseconnector I can see it

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CALL TO ACTIVISM

@CalltoActivism

almost 3 years ago

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.” -Nate White

$CalltoActivism's tweet photo. A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.” -Nate White$