Sean Collier

Lawyer, Memelord, Comedian

[Sean Collier @SeanCollier11]

Shows coming up in Sydney and Melbourne https://t.co/00Wxy3PyNS

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AUCKLAND!

I am coming to your city TOMORROW for the @NZComedyFest

My show is called SHITEGEIST and it’s about how THINGS ARE FUCKED

Use use promo code “CHUR” for a 15% ticket discount

(Also if you wanna come but can’t afford flick me a DM and I’ll give ya some comps) CHUR

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PERTH!! I am coming to your beautiful city in just over a week to bring my BRAND NEW SHOW TO THE FRINGE!! link to tickets is on the fringe world website get amongst it x

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The world may be rapidly descending into a dystopian hellscape but at least

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How good are the pokies?

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My newsfeed is all Taylor Swift, Trump and Gaza

Man fuck this timeline

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There’s a parallel universe somewhere where Bernie Sanders won in 2016 and the America is ok

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This season of America crazy

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If Dostoevsky was alive today he wouldn’t be able to write crime and punishment because his friends would keep distracting him with reels

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We should all start referring to covid as the plague

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Crazy people celebrate mortgages. “I owe the bank 900k let’s have a dinner” get fucked mate

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@sheckshockshuck Somehow even worse 🤣

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One of the most upsetting things about WW3 starting is that in the background you have Will Smith trying to launch a rap career at 56

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I don’t read the news,
But it doesn’t really help,
Horror everywhere

Another twitter haiku from the fucking DON

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The peasants cannot revolt for they have too many notifications

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Maturing is really just an elaborate process of realising that most bad things in the world can be directly traced back to Ronald Reagan

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Farty poo

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Just wanna be rich enough to afford YouTube premium

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The real issue in this Presidential Election is who’s gonna free Young Thug and Joe Exotic

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The two best films I’ve watched since 2020 have both starred Nicholas Cage.