Sean Gabbert

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[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

@MB70650581 hi how’s it going? It looks liks your Facebook account is not active anymore.

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

@Ocasio2018 we have a great group house in Mount Pleasant if you’re. Not on twitter too much. Message for deatails!

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

@funnydanny I tried to quit coffee before my son was born to gain that power. I didn't know it's ingrained anyway.

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

Jaime Lannister handles all that failure in a really handsome way. #GOT

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

Experienced all various ways consume music in my lifetime. It's been a roller coaster of emotions. Streaming better be the end.

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

@Denidenitaytay fuckmen

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

Eating Del Taco in California is like eating Sbarro in Italy. No exceptions.

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Aren't we all Cucks in some way?
#Jesus

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

Election happened just as I was letting go of all my inner rage. Thanks a lot Russia.

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

The longer anyone tries to be an artist, the more they understand why Van Gogh cut his ear off. "Oh, I get it..." #squadgoals

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

After Christmas it's nice to be alone with my anxiety again. #reunited

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

How come I've never heard someone say "what are the tweetails?" Until now? Simpsons probably did it.

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

When I finish Christmas shopping I feel like a Buddhist again.

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

@realDonaldTrump nobody should be allowed to burn the country. Their must be consequences, perhaps a loss of citizenship or a year in jail!

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

Verizon Store is the new DMV

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My wifi password is TrumpFidel

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

Can we agree that Marrying a Kardashian will change you? 3 is a pattern.

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

@roywoodjr good point; I didn't think it was my place to say it.

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

So how was everyone's week?

[Sean Gabbert @SeanGabbert1]

LA Freeway taken over, federal prisoners shining lights from their windows prostrating Trump. #TrumpProtest