Sean Hambrook

Professional magican and all round good cunt. Specialize in disappearance acts and two wheeled tricks.

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Jeepers, Christchurch can't catch a break. That was scary 🙇

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Fuck, I really hope chainsmokers comes up on the radio again

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I'm intolerant of gluten intolerance TBH. Eat some toast m8

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Tell me more about your contiki trip, said no one ever

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Current level or aggravation: seeing a shitty Instagram photo with 100+ likes.

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Getting a million emails a day about opportunities to learn outside of the syllabus

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Me for 3yrs in France; I fucking hate bread. Never eating bread again. Fuck.
Student me; *gratefully eating a loaf of bread & appreciative*

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I'm not saying you're wrong but you're fucking well wrong you dense mother fucker (Hambrook 2016)

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It personally offends me when people use caps lock in a sentence. You are the worst among us

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@irishpeloton evidentially, they presumed correctly. Can't blame the riders for following routine. You're not wrong, just need perspective.

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Tupperware has been the root of a lot of conflict lately

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You aren't a serious couple until you snapchat on the shitter imho

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Me: she was howt
Colleague: she's married mate
Me: 😗lol, any chinks in that relationship😋 him: her husbands dying of cancer *dead silent*

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Bae sent me a photo of her keys. We've agreed to split after I was the sandals, fundamental differences

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White girls and MAC cosmetics are like cyclist around baby oil. Fark n hell ae

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If only 90's R&B was examinable. Can I get an amen R. Kelly 🙇

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Having a bad day? I'm in a relationship with a lesbian so put it in perspective

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Didn't lock me car, hope no one steals my rugby ball or cassette player 🤔

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Logged into ASB just now, last transactions were; hot wok, hot wok, rent, hot wok. Fuckin hot wok

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When bae spends all this time at spin class and it's a major hassle #irony