Sean

Tweeting almost exclusively to take screenshots for Instagram

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My wife was trying to remember what episode of The Bear she was on. Luckily there are super helpful episode descriptions like this:

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.@MLBONFOX your ai graphics look like shit

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Astrology and religion are made up but my gameday outfit, food, and beer choices 100% impact whether or not the Dodgers win.

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@skyler_higley Nice try, there's no such thing as discovery+

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I'm a bit of an AI prompt guru

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I've realized the "for you" tab is mostly evil and poisons my mind but I think I'll make an exception for today as a treat.

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It's less embarrassing to let a person think I call flight school pilot class than it is to explain that it's a script writing course

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I'm going on road trip to Utah/ Colorado National Parks at the end of the month and I'm trying to watch cowboy/frontiersy films for vibes and I keep fucking googling

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@NoahKahan I'm feeling sad about selling my '08 Hyundai Sonata that I've had for half my life. Ever thought of writing a song about Korean cars?

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America is too Italian coded. It should be The United States of Baconator.

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A major mistake a lot of businesses make when using AI for graphic design is forgetting to include "make something that doesn't look like shit" in their prompt

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The same vandals that damaged the grass near Trump's 4th of July event on the national mall have struck the inflatable pool area of my backyard

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Also I have a hard remembering whether Boone or Benson is his first name, even though Boone from Lost is the only person I can think of with that name.

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A while back I imagined Benson Boone doing a Tiny Desk Concert and halfway through his set, back flipping into the bookcase behind him and having the whole thing crash down on top of him and I think about it all the time now.

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... it's legal for single people to have sex one WEEKEND a year. Two Nights Only. And obviously all that stuff is just a title card at the beginning that doesn't really factor into the movie besides the story convention.

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One Night Only sequel idea: there's a people's uprising that is violently quashed by the government, which leads to long term civil unrest and demonstrations that gives the opposition party the leverage they need to amend the law so that...

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Told my daughter we could do something fun after work if she came to my office with me tomorrow and she agreed to it.

Now it's the night before and she told me she's really sad and doesn't want to go anymore but knows she has to.

SHE JUST LIKE ME FR 😭😭😭

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@wmata Also, why is someone monitoring this account so late?! Let ME vent in peace and let your employees sleep!

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@wmata I stand corrected, it took multiple trains that arrived after the listed last train of the night but 90 minutes later I did eventually make it home

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The World Cup should have promotion and relegation. USA could make a serious run at a B-tier competition.